Santa Got Ran Over by A Semi
Coming back from route Christmas Eve.
You can say there's no such thing as Semis.
But as for me and father we believe.

He was drinking too much liquor.
The elves had told him not to go.
But he didn't listen to his helpers.
Santa hopped in his sleigh and went away.

Santa Got Ran Over by A Semi
Coming back from route Christmas Eve.
You can say there's no such thing as Semis.
But as for me and father we believe.

When we found him Christmas morning.
At the scene of the assault.
There were tire marks on his on his forehead.
And of course it was all his fault.

Santa Got Ran Over by A Semi
Coming back from route Christmas Eve.
You can say there's no such thing as Semis.
But as for me and father we believe.

I'm so proud of father.
He's taking this in all so well.
Watching Rudolph calmly.
And laughing at it with Uncle Mel.

It wasn't a very good Christmas.
Because Santa was knocked out.
I can't help but wonder.
Will he be okay or will he pout?

Santa Got Ran Over by A Semi
Coming back from route Christmas Eve.
You can say there's no such thing as Semis.
But as for me and father we believe.

There's no food on the table.
We didn't cook this year at all.
All of us just sat there.
Watching mother fall.

I told all my friends and neighbors.
Just what we witnessed last night.
I feel really bad for Santa.
because he was like a deer in head lights.

Santa Got Ran Over by A Semi
Coming back from route Christmas Eve.
You can say there's no such thing as Semis.
But as for me and father we believe!