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Song Parodies -> "My Cell Phone Died"

Original Song Title:

"Telephone Line"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Electric Light Orchestra

Parody Song Title:

"My Cell Phone Died"

Parody Written by:

Randy Hearn

The Lyrics

Uh oh, can't call you and it's been all night
But I go phoning, phoning, phoning, phoning, phoning, I
Have much to say, can't tell you anything
Old age tripped up my old cell phone, yeah, yeah, yeah

Hey, power's decreasing, hard to kill the drain
Tried to energize the thing I did, I did, whoa, no deal
Saw the screen
I just can't believe, it's outdated turning blue, yeah, yeah, yeah, ooh- ooh- ooh

Do wah, doobie, doobie wah, do wah do lang
Blue haze, last lights, do wah do lang
I took a look inside ( and what I see ain't gonna be of use )
As this junker lies ( this little thing I have ain't coming to )

Oh no, my cell phone died, lived out it's time
Ain't giving no life signs
Oh no, my cell phone died, lived out it's time
Ain't giving no life signs

Ok, so nothing's happening,
Why can't I just stop the screen from getting darker, darker, darker
Oh, it lost the fight, the chatter's gone tonight
It won't ring forevermore, oh-whoa, yeah, yeah, yeah

Do wah, doobie, doobie wah, do wah do lang
Blue haze, last lights, do wah do lang
I took a look inside ( and what I see ain't gonna be of use )
As this junker lies ( this little thing I have ain't coming to )

Oh no, my cell phone died, lived out it's time
Ain't giving no life signs
Oh no, my cell phone died, lived out it's time
Ain't giving no life signs

Oh no, my cell phone died, lived out it's time
Ain't giving no life signs
Oh no, my cell phone died, lived out it's time
Ain't giving no life signs


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CML - October 22, 2022 - Report this comment
Stanza that starts with "Ok, so nothings happening" a mini classic. No wonder you got 13 instantaneous 5×5's the instant your parody was posted!! ........ Of course that particular stanza in the OS would lend itself to a humorous sub

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