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Song Parodies -> "Do Ya"
Original Song Title:
"Do Ya"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Electric Light Orchestra
Parody Song Title:
"Do Ya"
Parody Written by:
ELO Starship Passenger
The Lyrics
I Saw Jeff Lynne's ELO in July 2019 and it was a t(w)een dream come true for me, well worth the wait. Technology advances made the show even better than it could've been before and they did a Travelling Wilburys number with opening act / guest Dhani Harrison, son of George. George Harrison was in a band called the Beatles, does that ring a bell? Anyway, 'Do Ya' was played early in the set and it's a machismo butt-kicker. All those critics who slammed ELO in the past now are realizing that Jeff's famous band, as well as his producttion work ain't such a drag after all. When the 21st Century came and there was nothing but pop tart/boy band garbage and other shit, people started giving ELO (and others, like RUSH) the critical respect they deserved. ELO and RUSH and Roxy Music are now deservedly in the R+R HOF. This parody is devoted to the most disgusting criminal on planet Earth. He's lower than the belly of a pregnant queen ant. In light of everything happening in 2020, it's time to take out the trash!
(*STRINGS, THEN GUITAR BLAST*)
Yeah!
In this life I've seen everything I can see, dirtbag!
I've seen you and your daughter walking hand in hand
I've seen her get up and give you lapdances
And I've heard you brag about abusing all the women
I've seen widows crying after you lip off
And I've seen cops murdering black men, on TV
Yet you-ooo love to get your rear end spanked!
CHORUS
Do ya do ya want a spank? Pervert!
Do ya do ya want a swat? I'm meaning,
Do ya do ya want it now? I'm saying!
Do ya do ya want a spank?
Well I, saw the crowds tearing statues down,
Of the phony heros, explorers,generals and clowns
I saw you kidnapping ethnic children,
And I heard the cries of the kids in their filth
Yet you-ooo love to get your rear end spanked!
(*GUITAR AND STRINGS*)
When the people demonstrate in the streets
You just hide in the bunker to pout
Run your motormouth,
You send your goons to the cities, stir up riots
Kiss up to up dictators, cuz you're one yourself
(*GUITAR BLAST, THEN STRINGS AGAIN*)
Yet you-ooo love to get your rear end spanked!
Do ya, do ya want a spank?
DOUCHEBAG!
Do ya, do ya want a swat?
TRAITOR!
Do ya want it now?
I'M SAYING!
Do ya, do ya want a spank?
(SPANK-SPANK SPANK-SPANK-SPANK
SPANK-SPANK SPANK-SPANK-SPANK
SPANK-SPANK SPANK-SPANK-SPANK
SPANK-SPANK SPANK-SPANK-SPANK!
with 'whoosh' from a synthesizer)
Now I'm getting sick and tired of your lip, you hellhound!
And I'm really sick of your tirades every day.
Hissy-fits when things don't go your way.
We've had enough of your arrogant shit everyday!
Do ya, do ya want a spank?
DOUCHEBAG!
Do ya, do ya want a swat?
TRAITOR!
Do ya want it now?
I'M SAYING!
Do ya, do ya want a spank?
AHHHHHHH PUT 'EM DOWN!
(*CHOIR VOCALS: 'AHHHHHHH.....'*)
Do ya do ya wanna spank?
Do ya do ya wanna spaa-aaaa-ank???
Yeah!
In this life I've seen everything I can see, dirtbag!
I've seen you and your daughter walking hand in hand
I've seen her get up and give you lapdances
And I've heard you brag about abusing all the women
I've seen widows crying after you lip off
And I've seen cops murdering black men, on TV
Yet you-ooo love to get your rear end spanked!
CHORUS
Do ya do ya want a spank? Pervert!
Do ya do ya want a swat? I'm meaning,
Do ya do ya want it now? I'm saying!
Do ya do ya want a spank?
Well I, saw the crowds tearing statues down,
Of the phony heros, explorers,generals and clowns
I saw you kidnapping ethnic children,
And I heard the cries of the kids in their filth
Yet you-ooo love to get your rear end spanked!
(*GUITAR AND STRINGS*)
When the people demonstrate in the streets
You just hide in the bunker to pout
Run your motormouth,
You send your goons to the cities, stir up riots
Kiss up to up dictators, cuz you're one yourself
(*GUITAR BLAST, THEN STRINGS AGAIN*)
Yet you-ooo love to get your rear end spanked!
Do ya, do ya want a spank?
DOUCHEBAG!
Do ya, do ya want a swat?
TRAITOR!
Do ya want it now?
I'M SAYING!
Do ya, do ya want a spank?
(SPANK-SPANK SPANK-SPANK-SPANK
SPANK-SPANK SPANK-SPANK-SPANK
SPANK-SPANK SPANK-SPANK-SPANK
SPANK-SPANK SPANK-SPANK-SPANK!
with 'whoosh' from a synthesizer)
Now I'm getting sick and tired of your lip, you hellhound!
And I'm really sick of your tirades every day.
Hissy-fits when things don't go your way.
We've had enough of your arrogant shit everyday!
Do ya, do ya want a spank?
DOUCHEBAG!
Do ya, do ya want a swat?
TRAITOR!
Do ya want it now?
I'M SAYING!
Do ya, do ya want a spank?
AHHHHHHH PUT 'EM DOWN!
(*CHOIR VOCALS: 'AHHHHHHH.....'*)
Do ya do ya wanna spank?
Do ya do ya wanna spaa-aaaa-ank???
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...but enough about Hidin' Biden the child molester and his commie fascist goose-stepper crime family.
So you think treason, hatred, violence, genocide, kidnapping, ethnic cleansing, rape, pedophilism, incest, sex trafficking, greed, etc. is OK? And BTW, 'commie' and 'dfascist' ARE NOT the same ideology and your juxtaposition of those 2 words betrays an ignorance on your part. That reveals a sociopathic ignorance and immaturity on your part which further shows your unfitness for discusions. Get educated, and have a rotten day.
And no I'm not projecting Biden into Trump!
I have no idea who this is about. :D. 555 for the righteous indignation, not so much the humor.
Yeah, we can see that treason, hatred, violence, genocide, kidnapping, ethnic cleansing, rape, pedophilia, incest, sex trafficking, greed, etc. are perfectly OK with you treasonous hateful violent genocidal child-snatching ethnic-cleansing rapacious child-molesting incestuous sex-trafficking greedy sociopathic fascist commie goose-steppers who support Biden.
We can also see how you Biden-voting commie fascist goose-steppers projecting all your crimes against humanity onto Trump really wish everyone would just forget how you leftards also worshiped Hitler as one of your deities back in the day when he was allies with your other deity Stalin, since there was and is effectively no practical difference between international socialism (i.e. communism) and national socialism (i.e. fascism); just as there's effectively no practical difference now between any of you cultural Marxists and "alt-right" goose-steppers like Richard Spencer (who's also voting for Biden) now.
After all, you're both angry mobs of violent racist rioters, you both support socialized medicine, death camps, and other forms of genocide against inconvenient people (such as unborn babies and the elderly), and you're all treasonous totalitarian terrorist thugs.
We can also see how you Biden-voting commie fascist goose-steppers projecting all your crimes against humanity onto Trump really wish everyone would just forget how you leftards also worshiped Hitler as one of your deities back in the day when he was allies with your other deity Stalin, since there was and is effectively no practical difference between international socialism (i.e. communism) and national socialism (i.e. fascism); just as there's effectively no practical difference now between any of you cultural Marxists and "alt-right" goose-steppers like Richard Spencer (who's also voting for Biden) now.
After all, you're both angry mobs of violent racist rioters, you both support socialized medicine, death camps, and other forms of genocide against inconvenient people (such as unborn babies and the elderly), and you're all treasonous totalitarian terrorist thugs.
This is about Dirtbag Trump. He bribed and threatened the stripper Stormy Daniels about their tryst when Melanoma was pregnant. Stormy spilled the beans on '60 Minutes' anyway. She revealed that he's a wimpy SPANKEE BOY. She picked up a magazine with his face on the cover and he gleamed, 'Oh mama, would you?'. She said, 'Take 'em down!'. He did and she swatted his ass. Here's a pornographic misogynistic sex offending incest-monger and he LOOOVES to get his butt SPANKED!!!!! To me that's totally unmanly, not to mention the way he acts otherwise. I have no use or respect for fascists, racists, porn stars, abusers, egomaniacs, dictators, traitors, bullies, perverts, or sissies. Trump is all that and more, with NO good or redeemable qualities whatsoever. None. And the Trump flamers can all kiss off.
I didn't recall the original song without prompting, so at first I paid no attention to this. Now seeing your impassioned comment sparked me to read your lyrics while utube elo played along. Awesome attention to pacing. Perfidy by a public official is inherently unfunny, but there's no demerit in that category either. Perfect, right across (or down). Nice job.
Thank you, John. After that stunt he did in 2021, he deserves a spankin more than ever. And the hearings are on, and even his daughter-wife has testified against him. She's just trying to save her prissy miss ass.
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