Making fun of music, one song at a time. Since the year 2000.
Check out the two amIright misheard lyrics books including one book devoted to misheard lyrics of the 1980s.
(Toggle Right Side Navigation)

Song Parodies -> "Toledo Mosquito"

Original Song Title:

"Laredo Tornado"

Original Performer:

Electric Light Orchestra

Parody Song Title:

"Toledo Mosquito"

Parody Written by:

Porfle Popnecker

The Lyrics

Vacation days, where can we go
The choices to be found
Planes fill the sky
One is for me
Just get me off the ground

See the Champs-Elysees
Go to Disney World on bargain day
And our NASCAR seats will be right on the track

We drove away, we didn't fly
You took me to the woods
Big tent, campfire, no gourmet foods
Just squirrels for me to fry

Giant bugs, held at bay
With a ladel and a breakfast tray
And they look like sharks with wings upon their backs

Toledo Mosquito
They eat-o burritos

How can you shoo
Off a bug that belongs
In the San Diego Zoo

Wash in a creek, sleep on the ground
A bear just bit my toe
Bowels in turmoil, roiling around
In bushes I must go

Monster flies, snatch my lunch away
While I'm flicking off the fleas all day
And the bugs are keeping me under attack

Toledo Mosquito
They eat-o burritos

Toledo Mosquito
I need-o Sangritos

Your Vote & Comment Counts

The parody authors spend a lot of time writing parodies for the website and they appreciate feedback in the form of votes and comments. Please take some time to leave a comment below about this parody.

Place Your Vote

Matches Pace of
Original Song: 
How Funny: 
Overall Score: 

In order for your vote to count, you need to hit the 'Place Your Vote' button.

Voting Results

Pacing: 4.8
How Funny: 4.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 4

Voting Breakdown

The following represent how many people voted for each category.

    Pacing How Funny Overall Rating
 1   0
 2   0
 3   0
 4   1
 5   3

User Comments

Comments are subject to review, and can be removed by the administration of the site at any time and for any reason.

Rob Arndt - March 28, 2012 - Report this comment
Holy Toledo, another vacation parody-555!!!
Porfle Popnecker - March 28, 2012 - Report this comment
Thanks! Yeah, I sorta got stuck on a theme there.
Glen S - March 29, 2012 - Report this comment
DKTOS and can't check youtube at work, but you've been so supportive of my BEATLES works. I promise I'll be back to check this out later. Right now, all I can do is say 'Toledo Mosquito/They eat-o burritos' sounds awesome regardless how you slice it.

The author of the parody has authorized comments, and wants YOUR feedback.

Link To This Page

The address of this page is: For help, see the examples of how to link to this page.

This is view # 1184