(Intro)

They'll play and fool for fee, and their hookin' seems have got no end.

(Short Instrumental Intro)

Hey woman you're long and loose, and you need cash for the drugs you use.
On the open road you strut your fare, you try fake the miles
That's on your software.
It's a roll in the bed, it's a game of skin,
You hook your body and trade your trim.
Uh Huh, woman you supply the game,
But you're just everybody elses jane.

Illegal woman, Illegal woman, Illegal woman, illegal woman...

Strollin' for another john,
Get some sold, just get to gettin' on.
As he drools for some honey, hot his pepper raise,
And you drown the cool fryin' in a blaze.
Uh huh, woman when the do comes due,
Self employed what's it worth to is afforded you.
They get stood when the john played 'em,
The best way to make a hormone is to just not pay 'em.

Illegal woman, Illegal woman, Illegal woman, illegal woman...

(Instrumental Interlude)

Illegal woman, Illegal woman, Illegal woman, illegal woman...

You're illegal woman, Ille-e-e-gal woman

Eager women they won't do you wrong,
That's why if buyin' some tail you don't belong.
Uh huh, money takes to poke for smut, you laid with swine now you
Pay the slut.
Check your plumbin' every time you ride,
Caught by law love whilin' on the slide.
Uh huh, they're with vice you know, now it's to that place called jail you go.

Illegal woman, Illegal woman, Illegal woman, illegal woman...