The city streets are full of them
(Attached to everyone)
And everyone has top five friends
(Turn it, please, turn it)
Ring tones that really hurt my ears
(The volume is up too high)
I don’t want to hear Britney Spears
This wireless world…

Turn off that phone, why do you drone, turn off that phone
Turn off that phone, when you drivin' home, it’s very wrong

You say your phone can surf the net
(Now you can download porn all day)
Just how pathetic can you get?
(Turn it, turn it, turn it)
In restaurants and theatres
(I see them everywhere I go)
There’s not much more I can endure
This blue tooth world…

Turn off that phone, it’s very prone, to make me groan
Lose that phone, you’ve become withdrawn, you’re too far gone
No more phone, leave it alone, turn off that phone!

Well, you’re on that damn phone even when you are home
And I’m making it known that you should turn off that phone
You've been on there so long and you’re babbling on
Please, just turn it, just turn it, just turn off that phone

The inane chatter everywhere
(Why do they yell and swear?)
Ignoring folks without a care
(Turn it, please, turn it)
Through all my anger and dismay
(Turn off that phone, turn off that phone)
I hope that you’ll come back some day
To the real world…

Turn off that phone, can’t you postpone, ‘til you get home?
Stupid phones, and their stupid tones, this can't go on
Always on, from dusk ‘til dawn, turn off that phone!

Turn off that phone, you’re on too long, I should have known
Hate those phones, I don’t have my own, I can't condone
Off that phone, your signal’s gone, TURN OFF THAT PHONE!!