Song Parodies -> "Rule 34"

Original Song Title:

"War"

^(MP3)

Original Performer:

"Rule 34"

Parody Written by:

The Lyrics

34!, huh, yeah
If it exists, there is
Absolutely porn of it, uhh
34!, huh, yeah
If it exists, there is
Absolutely porn of it
Say it again, y'all
Rule 34!, huh (good God)
If it exists, there is
Absolutely porn of it, listen to me, oh

Porn I design
'Cause it’s just illustration in various styles
Rule 34 brings joy to millions of lonely guys
When they all jerk off at night
to their pretend wives

Rule 34, huh (good God, y'all)
If it exists, there is
Absolutely porn of it, just say it again
Porn! (whoa), huh (oh Lord)
If it exists, there is
Absolutely porn of it, listen to me

It just something by an art creator
The plaintiff on judge Judy’s going to overtake her
Rule 34 is an outlet for lonely fun time
The selection of porn just blows my mind
I wonder what will come next
With this younger generation
Creation then desecration
Who likes Hentai? Oh

Rule 34, huh (good God y'all)
If it exists, there is
Absolutely porn of it
Say it, say it, say it
Porn! (uh-huh), huh (yeah, huh)
If it exists, there is
Absolutely porn of it, listen to me

It was most likely made by an art major
Stone Cold Steve Austin and The Undertaker
Rule 34 has enchanted many a young man's dreams
Lady Dimitrescu and Cala Maria
Life is much too short and precious
To spend looking at porn each day
Whatever you like,
It’s just only a mouse click away! Oh

Rule 34!, huh (good God y'all)
If it exists, there is
Absolutely porn of it, say it again
34! (whoa), huh (oh Lord)
If it exists, there is
Absolutely porn of it, listen to me

Requires patience and a hard worker
(34!) Not just only for the masturbator, woo
Common decency and respect, tell me
Is there no place for them today?
Rule 35 says if there is no porn of it,
Lord knows that the porn will be made, oh

Rule 34, huh (God y'all)
If it exists, there is You tell me (porn of it)
Say it, say it, say it, say it
Rule 34 (good God), huh (now, huh)
If it exists, there is
Stand up and shout it (porn of it!)

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Me - August 29, 2022 - Report this comment

Much better than what the_conqueror_of_parodies writes.

Joseph Little - August 29, 2022 - Report this comment

The Conqueror still has a plethora of parodies, Regardless of quality i still admire their efforts. But I do appreciate the 5s!

CML - August 29, 2022 - Report this comment

Using this parody as an example of whats acceptable at Amiright .. why would THIS lyric be blocked? In a parody of John Cougar's song, "Jack and Diane" I did this take on "Hey Diane lets go behind a shady tree; dribble off those Bobby Brooks slacks and do as I please." ... Hey, Ryland (senior dude wooing a senior woman online) lets go rent us a Marriot suite; swallow down that baby blue tab (Viagra) and dive 'neath the sheets. That was the one sexual line in the parody and it was blocked ... Does that seem justified, Joseph? Because if not, somebody needs to do some 'splaining, because I'm not going to waste my time submitting stuff if it doesnt get posted .. there have been other incidents as well

Joseph Little - August 29, 2022 - Report this comment

Dang Lennie, that's messed up, I'll admit I do like to go for the crude and obscene, I'm definitely one not for censorship of any kind. I had some messed up stuff that got removed as well, when I first started posting, but yea, admins taking stuff down bc of crude but clever innuendo is not cool

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