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Song Parodies -> "I Chose (Not To Wear Any Clothes)"
Original Song Title:
"Love Grows (Where My Rosemary Goes)"
Original Performer:
Edison Lighthouse
Parody Song Title:
"I Chose (Not To Wear Any Clothes)"
Parody Written by:
Naked Jane
The Lyrics
This is about a lifestyle choice. Not necessarily mine, you understand.
I’m not tryin’ to fake it
I love being naked
These arms I have a right to bare
And the world knows
That I don’t wear no clothes
That’s just how it goes with me
Don’t stare at my assets
I have other facets,
Thoughts that I’d be pleased to share
Don’t pre-suppose
That we girls with no clothes
Are low-moral hoes... not me!
But I have to ‘fess up
I used to over-dress up
In padded bras and parkas and pantyhose
Owned not one bikini
In June, you wouldn’t see me
A muffler even covered my nose!
When I first discovered
Folks that live uncovered
I viewed them very warily
But once I chose
Not to wear any clothes
I found that my toes… could breathe
But don’t call me a nudist
For me it’s just a new twist
A whole new way of living my life that’s free
It's not out of defiance
Or hatred of compliance
No I’m just trying hard to be me
If you’re somewhat prudish
You might think me rude-ish
And turn up your judgemental nose
Keep your eyes closed
When I’m striking a pose
And that’s how I rolls… you see
I love being naked
These arms I have a right to bare
And the world knows
That I don’t wear no clothes
That’s just how it goes with me
Don’t stare at my assets
I have other facets,
Thoughts that I’d be pleased to share
Don’t pre-suppose
That we girls with no clothes
Are low-moral hoes... not me!
But I have to ‘fess up
I used to over-dress up
In padded bras and parkas and pantyhose
Owned not one bikini
In June, you wouldn’t see me
A muffler even covered my nose!
When I first discovered
Folks that live uncovered
I viewed them very warily
But once I chose
Not to wear any clothes
I found that my toes… could breathe
But don’t call me a nudist
For me it’s just a new twist
A whole new way of living my life that’s free
It's not out of defiance
Or hatred of compliance
No I’m just trying hard to be me
If you’re somewhat prudish
You might think me rude-ish
And turn up your judgemental nose
Keep your eyes closed
When I’m striking a pose
And that’s how I rolls… you see
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Folks here in Kansas City will have to wait a couple of months to sample your life style.
Revealing! ;D
Good cadence. Creative rhyming. Consistent of theme.
This was a wonderfully "revealing" parody. Here are three raw fives for you,
Thanks for the comments and great scores!
Pandering to baser instincts, a suggestive title, and a suggestive female nick -- all sure-fire ways to "dress for success" (yeah, take the pun).
I once played online poker under a similarly-suggestive female nick (I'm quite male and straight), and turned $1.000 into $500,000 in a few months.... OK, it was play money, but it does prove that men are idiots. ;-D
Particularly liked "assets/facets". Was just about to give up on this site for the 20th time (and may yet), but it looks like there might yet be some new talent with actual wordplay skills. True 555, dude or dudette - from the toughest critic around (ask anyone.)
I once played online poker under a similarly-suggestive female nick (I'm quite male and straight), and turned $1.000 into $500,000 in a few months.... OK, it was play money, but it does prove that men are idiots. ;-D
Particularly liked "assets/facets". Was just about to give up on this site for the 20th time (and may yet), but it looks like there might yet be some new talent with actual wordplay skills. True 555, dude or dudette - from the toughest critic around (ask anyone.)
You keep us in stitches. But not, apparently, yourself!
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