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Song Parodies -> "Roman Catholicism"

Original Song Title:

"Love Grows Where My Rosemary Goes"

Original Performer:

Edison Lighthouse

Parody Song Title:

"Roman Catholicism"

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The Lyrics

Satan is our honey
Our church is kinda funny
Our doctrine's kinda wild and free
Oh, and sin grows where my rosary goes
And nobody knows like me

I am kinda lazy
Our priests are kinda crazy
And the Pope's a mystery
Oh, and sin grows where my rosary goes
And nobody blows like me

There's something wrong with this faith of mine
It's evil and that's fine
But I just gotta say
We're all under a magical spell
And it's working so well
That we can't get away

I'm an honest fella
But they will never tell ya
Our religion's heresy
Because sin grows where a rosary goes
And nobody shows like me

We ignore God and confess to priests
We will worship the beast
And to Mary we pray
We're all under a satanic spell
And we're going to hell
And half our priests are gay

Apostasy we bring you
Catholic folks have nothing to
Do with Christianity
And so sin grows where a rosary goes
And nobody knows like me

Sin keeps growing every place it's been
And nobody knows like me

I'm still catholic, I'm going to hell quick
Cuz it's what I chose to be

The pope, don't believe him when you see him
Thinks he's a deity...

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