I aint got no money
My clothes are kinda funny
My hair is kind of filled with grease
Oh but flies go where my nosehairies grow
And nobody knows like me


My talk's kinda crazy
And people say I'm lazy
And my life's in jeopardy
Oh and mould grows 'neath the nails of my toes
And nobody knows like me


There's something 'bout my sweat rollin' down
And I feel like a clown
And I just gotta say (hey!)
It's really got a terrible smell
And it's stinking so well
Keeps the ladies away!


I'm a yucky fella
But I just got to tell ya'
Still I chase them endlessly
But those flies go where my nosehairies grow
And nobody knows like me


There's something about I look like a swine
It's a feeling of mine
And I just gotta say (hey!)
I've really got a personal hell
And it's ringin' a bell
So I'm changing t'day!


Now I'm a simple fella
And I just gotta tell ya'
Belly button lint is free!
But then who knows if there's jam 'tween yer toes?
Yes nobody knows like me


Fadeout:
It keeps growing every place I've been
And nobody knows like me
If you've met me, you'll never forget me
And nobody knows like me
La la la- believe it when you've seen me!
(Nobody knows like me)