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Song Parodies -> "Cheese Grows 'Tween My Rosemary's Toes"
Original Song Title:
"Love Grows Where My Rosemary Goes"
Original Performer:
Edison Lighthouse
Parody Song Title:
"Cheese Grows 'Tween My Rosemary's Toes"
Parody Written by:
MasonR
The Lyrics
A classic top-40 one-hit wonder. The song was kind of cheesy, though. So...
She may be my honey
But she smells kinda funny
Odor's kind of like old Brie
Because cheese grows 'tween my Rosemary's toes
And nobody knows like me
Her hygene's kinda lazy
And people say she she's crazy
She bathes once a month, you see
And so cheese grows 'tween my Rosemary's toes
And nobody knows like me
She smells sorta like a Blue cheese gone bad
Or some Gouda I've had
And I just gotta say
She's really got a magical smell
It's my personal hell
And I can't get away
I'm unlucky, fellas
And I've just got to tell ya
Hose her down below the knees
Because cheese grows 'tween my Rosemary's toes
And nobody knows like me
There's something about her hand holding mine
I'm grossed out all the time
And I just gotta say
She's really got an unpleant stink
And now I do think
That I must run away
I'm unlucky, fellas
And I've just got to tell ya
Hose her down below the knees
Because cheese grows 'tween my Rosemary's toes
And nobody knows like me
Fadeout:
It's no betta' when she smells like Feta,
And nobody knows like me
'Tween her toes a-grows Gargonzola
And nobody knows like me
You won't believe it until you've seen it
Nobody knows like me
But she smells kinda funny
Odor's kind of like old Brie
Because cheese grows 'tween my Rosemary's toes
And nobody knows like me
Her hygene's kinda lazy
And people say she she's crazy
She bathes once a month, you see
And so cheese grows 'tween my Rosemary's toes
And nobody knows like me
She smells sorta like a Blue cheese gone bad
Or some Gouda I've had
And I just gotta say
She's really got a magical smell
It's my personal hell
And I can't get away
I'm unlucky, fellas
And I've just got to tell ya
Hose her down below the knees
Because cheese grows 'tween my Rosemary's toes
And nobody knows like me
There's something about her hand holding mine
I'm grossed out all the time
And I just gotta say
She's really got an unpleant stink
And now I do think
That I must run away
I'm unlucky, fellas
And I've just got to tell ya
Hose her down below the knees
Because cheese grows 'tween my Rosemary's toes
And nobody knows like me
Fadeout:
It's no betta' when she smells like Feta,
And nobody knows like me
'Tween her toes a-grows Gargonzola
And nobody knows like me
You won't believe it until you've seen it
Nobody knows like me
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DKTOS, hence an automatic 4 for pacing...but wow, funny lyrics all by itself. 454
I remember the original, and I almost fell off my chair laughing when I read this spoof! "Hose her down below the knees?" Indeed! LOL!
Pretty good, 5 for graphic content as well!
555, I know the original - this parody is well-paced, and I especially like how it makes use of large parts of the original song's original lines and humorously twists them to the parody's purpose....that's how I like to write parodies, whenever possible!
This doesn't stink too badly at all. 5-5-5.
I started thinking about this song when I went to the store to buy some cheese, the same day that I saw a rather unappetizing photo, a closeup of a woman's toes. The song "Love Grows..." was playing in the store when I was getting the cheese. It all comes together. Thanks for all the comments--I'm learning a lot from your feedback!
i like it....could almost smell the cheese, in fact
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