Haircuts cost some money,
My hair was lookin' funny,
My hair did really bother me.
Because hair grows, got this barber I knows,
And my daughter goes with me.

My little daughter daisy,
She said my hair's all crazy,
Would you fix it please for me?
Because hair grows, got this barber I knows,
And my daughter goes with me.

She said a snack right now would be fine,
'Cause she wanted to dine,
So we stopped on the way
She got herself a taco hard shell,
Just like at Taco Bell
And a twinkie that day.

Barber said hey fellow,
I'll make your hair real mellow,
I'll clip your hair so painlessly.
Because hair grows, and this here barber knows,
The proper haircut for me.

He's cuttin' and he's partin' a line,
And that daughter of mine,
Watches him cut away,
She finished with her taco hard shell,
Twinkie she likes real well,
She is munching away.

Hey there little bella,
I'd just like to tell ya,
You'll get hair on your twinkie,
She says I knows, where those hairs gonna grows,
And someday I'll have boobies.

Fadeout:

Hair's not growin' where he dug up my skin,
He tore out a chunk of me.

Splashed on English leather, hope you now feel better,
He tore out a chunk of me.

Hair's not growin' where he dug up my skin,
He tore out a chunk of me.