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Song Parodies -> "Hair Grows"
Original Song Title:
"Love Grows (Where My Rosemary Goes)"
Original Performer:
Edison and the Light House
Parody Song Title:
"Hair Grows"
Parody Written by:
Carlos Poblete
The Lyrics
She ain't got no acne
Her toes are as sweet as honey
And her back is blackheads free
Oh, but hair grows from my Rosemary's nose
And nobody knows it like me
People says it's curly
And she dyes it daily
And she grows it wild and free
Oh, but hair grows from my Rosemary's nose
And nobody knows it like me
It's something that tickles my ear !
When she whispers "my Dear"!
And I just gotta yelp..Yay !!
She rubs Afro Sheen on that hair
And it's working so well
That I can't help but stare...hey hey hey
I'm a lucky fella
But not a hairy smella
And I love her endlessly
Because hair grows from my Rosemary's nose
And nobody knows it like me
It's something that tickles my ear !
When she whispers "my Dear"!
And I just gotta yelp..Yay !!
She rubs Afro Sheen on that hair
And it's working so well
That I can't help but stare...hey hey hey
I'm a lucky fella
But not a hairy smella
And I love her endlessly
Because hair grows from my Rosemary's nose
And nobody knows it like me
Hair grows from my Rosemary's nose
And nobody knows it like me
[Fadeout:]
Her toes are as sweet as honey
And her back is blackheads free
Oh, but hair grows from my Rosemary's nose
And nobody knows it like me
People says it's curly
And she dyes it daily
And she grows it wild and free
Oh, but hair grows from my Rosemary's nose
And nobody knows it like me
It's something that tickles my ear !
When she whispers "my Dear"!
And I just gotta yelp..Yay !!
She rubs Afro Sheen on that hair
And it's working so well
That I can't help but stare...hey hey hey
I'm a lucky fella
But not a hairy smella
And I love her endlessly
Because hair grows from my Rosemary's nose
And nobody knows it like me
It's something that tickles my ear !
When she whispers "my Dear"!
And I just gotta yelp..Yay !!
She rubs Afro Sheen on that hair
And it's working so well
That I can't help but stare...hey hey hey
I'm a lucky fella
But not a hairy smella
And I love her endlessly
Because hair grows from my Rosemary's nose
And nobody knows it like me
Hair grows from my Rosemary's nose
And nobody knows it like me
[Fadeout:]
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This is a great idea...heaven nose why! ;D
Funny from toes to the nose
Simple, innocuous, apolitical, surefooted and fun. I'd like to see more parodies like this. 555
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