Song Parodies -> Freeze Dried
| Original Song Title: | "Free Ride" |
| Original Performer: | Edgar Winter Group |
| Parody Song Title: | "Freeze Dried" |
| Parody Written by: | Guy DiRito |
Lets mount up and ride,
Come Sally and Joe.
Now we're excused,
To Subway® we'll go.
The choice is clear.
They'll give you a sand
A which with mayo,
On honest brand.
So...
Come on! We won't take freeze dried (freeze dried)
Come on! with great chips on the side,
Come on and take a fresh ride.
K-F C® got country,
No broiled or flamed.
No bodies thining,
The pounds you will gain.
Best start eatin' better,
Glut-to-ny's a sin.
Get smaller your ass sir,
And lose you some chins.
So..
Come on! We won't take freeze dried (freeze dried)
Come on! with great chips on the side,
Come on! No KFC® fried.
Yeah, yeah, yeah
[Instrumental Interlude]
Freeze dried!
Come on! They don't do freeze dried,
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Come on! They don't do freeze dried,
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Come on! They don't do freeze dried,
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Come on! They don't do freeze dried,
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
(Fade on back to work)
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How 'bout these fives for your freeze dried? 555
A hot parody.
i couldn't agree more
like it
I love the original, and great job on the parody...
"Lose you some chins" made me lol. And like you, I don't eat at Kentucky Fried Rat...er, Chicken. Subway should use this in their nexxt commercial.
Clever parody, particularly the "freeze dried/on the side/KFC fried" verse.
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