We know Shrub obeys the Right.
Yes, Shrub obeys the Right.
But Shrub, they fear, will blunder,
And it's frightening,
But the Right will still try.
You know they're up to no good.

We know Shrub obeys the Right.
He's such a dutiful mite.
The Shrub just feels their pain on his face,
But his brain's been eclipsed.
He's in Cheney's shadow.

Handlers watch everything he'll say.
Bush f*cks up in a funny way.
We know Shrub obeys the Right.
Yes, the Shrub obeys the Right.
We know Shrub obeys the Right.
We know Shrub obeys the Right.

We know Shrub obeys the Right.
Yes, Shrub obeys the Right.
But Shrub, they fear, will blunder,
And it's frightening,
But the Right will still try.
You know they're up to no good.

We know Shrub obeys the Right.
He's such a dutiful mite.
The Shrub just feels their pain on his face,
But his brain is eclipsed.
He's in Cheney's shadow.

"Nothing's wrong with this heart of mine,"
Cheney smiles, as he races 'gainst time.
He knows Shrub obeys the Right.
Yes, the Shrub obeys the Right.
Oh, yeah, Shrub obeys the Right.
Yeah, the Shrub obeys the Right.

(instrumental break)

Handlers watch everything he'll say.
Bush f*cks up in a funny way.
We know Shrub obeys the Right.
Yes, the Shrub obeys the Right.
We know Shrub obeys the Right.
We know Shrub obeys the Right.

We know Shrub obeys the Right
We know Shrub obeys the Right.
We know Shrub obeys the Right (when we hear his lies).
We know Shrub obeys the Right (whom we all despise).

We know Shrub obeys the Right.
We know Shrub obeys the Right.
We know Shrub obeys the Right (when we hear his lies).
We know Shrub obeys the Right (whom we all despise).