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Song Parodies -> "Earth, Blend, and Fire."
Original Song Title:
"Earth, Wind, and Fire"
Original Performer:
Earth, Wind, and Fire
Parody Song Title:
"Earth, Blend, and Fire."
Parody Written by:
Dennis
The Lyrics
After encountering the name, the following came to me - earth, *blend*, and fire - and I wondered if that would come up with something in a search engine. Turns out it did not. It makes me wonder if something about 'blending' (as in put the whole mess into a blender...) can be done with such a title? As usual, I didn't have much of an idea as to what would come of it until I wrote the thing. It describes a sensation that I'm quite familiar with, even if I've never actually been drunk and dislike both the smell and taste of drink. Or, as I once spoke to a coworker, "It's much like a bad hangover, only no drinking was needed to have it happen."
Are you starry-eyed?
Did you go on a bender,
That bar was a sender -
your bed, now a BLENDER.
An aching head cracks,
As your world now whirls,
It's populated with squirrels -
Or are these things girls?
Whispered:(Can't tell, can you?)
Ghostly voices rumble and roar:
You were made of dirt, just like the rest;
But your eyes spin and your mouth is a test
While all you know drink, *you've* become a pest.
The boozy blender howls,
Eyes stolen from owls,
Phantoms clad dark in cowls,
Wearing Keystone Kop jowls.
Do you need a ride?
You were born to be fried.
That blue bottle lied...
And your hamster, died.
Whispered: (but it *was* thirsty...)
You are made of dirt, just like the rest;
But your eyes spin and your mouth is a test
While all you know drink, *you've* become a pest.
Did you go on a bender,
That bar was a sender -
your bed, now a BLENDER.
An aching head cracks,
As your world now whirls,
It's populated with squirrels -
Or are these things girls?
Whispered:(Can't tell, can you?)
Ghostly voices rumble and roar:
You were made of dirt, just like the rest;
But your eyes spin and your mouth is a test
While all you know drink, *you've* become a pest.
The boozy blender howls,
Eyes stolen from owls,
Phantoms clad dark in cowls,
Wearing Keystone Kop jowls.
Do you need a ride?
You were born to be fried.
That blue bottle lied...
And your hamster, died.
Whispered: (but it *was* thirsty...)
You are made of dirt, just like the rest;
But your eyes spin and your mouth is a test
While all you know drink, *you've* become a pest.
Hopefully, this was funny. My sense of humor is strange to most people, it seems.
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Tried to read along to the normal pace of the song, but found it really difficult. But I really liked this surreal and descriptive tale. Enjoyed reading this a lot.
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