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Song Parodies -> "Sylvia's Mother"

Original Song Title:

"Sylvia's Mother"

Original Performer:

Dr. Hook

Parody Song Title:

"Sylvia's Mother"

Parody Written by:

Paul Sta without the R

The Lyrics

Sunderland lad falls out with girlfriend, she storms off. His mate suggests he phones her and sing romantic song to her to make up, BUT her mother answers... Plains Farm = district of Sunderland, England (this is a mackem song): Mrs. Narwee = Mrs. you know who. "telt 's"= told me
Sylvia's mother says "Sylvia's gutted, she can't even come to the phone"
Sylvia's mother says "Sylvia's buying a flat down Plains Farm on her own..and..
Sylvia's mother says, our Sylvia's telt,s, to tell you to leave her alone

..and the operator says " i'll tell you no more, you've only got 3 minutes....
oh oh Mrs. narwee i've, just got to talk to her, i'll not be on very long
please Mrs. narwee i, just want to sing her this song.

Sylvia's mother says "our Sylvia's washing her hair for the rest of today
Sylvia's mother says "our Sylvia's meeting this lad from down Wessington Way..and
Sylvia's mother says "our Sylvia's you'd better keep out the way...
and the operator..etc. (2 minutes)

Sylvia's mother says "our Sylvia's scurrying..she's going out tonight in the rain
Sylvia's mother says "is that all you're wearing ????"you'll be off with flu mind again! ..and..
Sylvia's mother says "don't bother calling, and don't you use ring back again
..and the operator etc. (1 minute)..
please..Mrs. narwee etc.

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Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 2

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alvin - March 04, 2009 - Report this comment
nice twist on a song that i haven't thought about for a while...gave me an idea for a parody too
jamie - January 19, 2010 - Report this comment
I think Iknow this girl from Farra

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