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Song Parodies -> "Puppet Glove"

Original Song Title:

"Puppy Love"

Original Performer:

Donny Osmond

Parody Song Title:

"Puppet Glove"

Parody Written by:

Tim Mayfield

The Lyrics

Warden saw my puppet glove
Why he took it I don't know
Guess he don't know what it's for
Or why I need it so

Confiscated puppet glove
Has a hole I need to mend
Tell the man that he's not playing fair (not playing fair)
To take away my only friend

I tried for nights (for nights) to talk to walls (to walls)
Can't overcome the pain
I have to pretend (pretend) my puppet, my friend
Will be back (will be back) on my hand (on my hand) once again
(Will be back on my hand once again)

Gotta get me, get me, get me keys
Now that push has come to shove
Have to hide until I can get them
Cause I need my puppet glove

Cellmate don't you, don't you, don't you tease
Cause I'm hiding in the tub
And you know you'd better not tell them
Cause I need my puppet glove

Now I need my puppet glove
How I need my puppet glove (need my puppet glove)
Course I need my puppet glove
Yes I need my puppet glove

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Pacing: 4.8
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 4

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John Barry - December 16, 2004 - Report this comment
I [g]love it!
J - August 19, 2005 - Report this comment
I dont like this u have ruined a perfectly good song. and its dumb and i dont like it.
Kevin F - August 19, 2005 - Report this comment
hey J i found u stirrin up more trouble r u? hey but this time u r wrong this song is good. not like that Rick song.
J - August 19, 2005 - Report this comment
o hi Kevin F. i admire ur stuborness. but any song that mocks my donny is bad
Kevin F - August 19, 2005 - Report this comment
your Donny lol come on you are funny J if i wasnt married i'd sure want to meet you
J - August 19, 2005 - Report this comment
well u know what i mean i am a big fan. but i dont like u Kevin and i would never ever want to meet u
Kevin F - August 19, 2005 - Report this comment
fine J i'll leave u alone. but dont forget was fun arguing with u

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