Song Parodies -> "Pasta"

Original Song Title:

"Hot Stuff"

^(MP3)

Original Performer:

"Pasta"

Parody Written by:

The Lyrics

As suggested by Mrs. Agrimorfee.

Sittin' here boilin' water and waitin'
'Cause I want no other foodstuff
Wanna make a dinner that's so al dente
Not too soft and not too tough

Cookin' up some pasta, baby, this evenin'
I want some pasta, boil it tonight
I need some pasta, baby, this evenin'
Gotta have some pasta
Eatin' none but noodles tonight!
I need pasta!
I want some pasta!
I need pasta!

Lookin' for rotini and/or linguini
Don't give me no pork chop on the bone
Tortellini's good, or fetuccini
Wanna do the sauce alfredo

Lookin' for some pasta, baby this evenin'!
Cookin' up some pasta, baby, that's right
Yes, I'll eat the pasta, baby, this evenin'!
Don't turn on the oven
Cook it on the stove tonight!
I need pasta!
Basta?!
Wantin' the pasta

Pa-pa-pa-pa-STA!
La-la-la
Pa-pa-pa-pa-STA!
Rah-rah-rah

Get some pasta, baby, this evenin'!
Just need some pasta, baby, delight
Gimme lots of pasta, baby, this evenin'!
Pasta baby, marinara sounds all right!

Why I want it so bad, got no reason
Want leftovers? Give me a call
I know when it's cooked just right, baby
Throw it and it's stuck to the wall!

I ate some pasta, baby, this evenin'
I cooked the pasta, baby, tonight
Loaded up on pasta, baby, this evenin'
I want carbos, baby
No way I'm having sex tonight!

Pasta, baby this evening
I was Pasta Baby tonight
yes, yes, I got the pasta baby, this evenin'
I was the Pasta Baby rtonight
slurp, slurp, slurped up pasta
I ate the pasta, baby, this evenin'
(ETC., ETC. , and so forth)

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Agrimorfee - May 16, 2007 - Report this comment

Footnote: "Basta" is Spanish lingo for "Enough already."

Dylan Baranski - May 16, 2007 - Report this comment

That's OK. My parody of Hot Stuff isn't going to be titled "Pasta" anyways.

MasonR - May 16, 2007 - Report this comment

Holy ravioli! This was well done, and quite saucy. I'll give this a topping of 5's and a sprinkling of Romano cheese.

Matthias - May 16, 2007 - Report this comment

Itallian you that was delicious

Tim Hall - May 16, 2007 - Report this comment

Bravo!

alvin - May 16, 2007 - Report this comment

i like this much better than the original...5s

The Charnstar - May 16, 2007 - Report this comment

Wow, a food parody and a computer parody. What a great day to write a song. 5-5-5

John Barry - May 16, 2007 - Report this comment

What Alvin said.

Jack Wilson - May 16, 2007 - Report this comment

Love pasta, love the parody, 5s!

Ann Hammond - May 16, 2007 - Report this comment

I'm hungry now

Kristof Robertson - May 17, 2007 - Report this comment

Although overshadowed today by your mac parody, this is still cute and fun to sing along to. 555

Agrimorfee - May 17, 2007 - Report this comment

Hey all, this was definitely intended as "the B-side", as it were, to "Leader of The Mac" when I submitted these on the same day. Imagine my surprise on how this has just as much popularity as the other one! Thanks!!

nally - May 13, 2008 - Report this comment

I missed this one when you first posted it here last year. I gotta say, this is really clever! Heck, sometimes I pretend to mishear the title of the OS like so!! One of my favorite foods, too...I give this a perfect score.

Christie Marie M - October 23, 2008 - Report this comment

I am in the mood for some pasta right now!! 555!!

Rex - March 29, 2013 - Report this comment

Just make sure the pasta doesn't come in contact with the antipasta. Fun work, time for spaghetti!

Matthias - March 29, 2013 - Report this comment

See my bad pun above!

bobpiecheese - April 04, 2013 - Report this comment

(Artistry) It's amazing how one can write a parody about a singular foodstuff and not run it into the ground through repetitiveness. Major kudos there. A little iffy on the pacing, but otherwise this was pasta-riffic! 555!

Max Power - April 06, 2013 - Report this comment

No sauce is needed for this.

Steve - July 23, 2018 - Report this comment

Hey, you stole my idea! 555

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