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Song Parodies -> "Halloween H90: The Death of Michael Myers"

Original Song Title:

"American Pie"

Original Performer:

Don McLean or Madonna

Parody Song Title:

"Halloween H90: The Death of Michael Myers"

Parody Written by:

Chris Bodily TM

The Lyrics

A parody about Michael Myer's death (if it ever happens).
Thought He died in H20
I can still remember
How that maniac used to hold his knife
And I knew that he'd be dead at last
Dr. Loomis said HE can't!
And maybe HE'd be deceased for a while

Did YOU write the book of evil
YOU were more evil than Kneivel
If the Thorn Cult told you so
You would go and kill a lot of souls
Loomis called you an immortal fool
And can you teach me not to talk at all?

Well I know that YOU were known as "HIM"
Fil was directed by some guy named Jim
YOU wore some evil shoes
Man, YOUR uniform was so blue
The day the evil died
I started singin'


Bye bye Mister Halloween guy
Wore a William Shatner mask and then you painted it white
Dr. Loomis was drinkin' whiskey and rye
Singin', "This will be the day that HE dies,
This will be the day that HE dies."

[Repeat song forever]

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Voting Results

Pacing: 4.0
How Funny: 3.7
Overall Rating: 4.0

Total Votes: 9

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 3   0
 4   1
 5   6

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Michael Pacholek - August 13, 2003 - Report this comment
Missed many lines and a couple of verses, not funny, and penalized further for even thinking of connected Madonna Louise Veronica Ciccone Penn Ritchie with this classic. Don McLean may be the patron saint of Amiright. (With apologies to Weird Al Yankovic, and may Allan Sherman rest in peace.)
Michael Pacholek - August 13, 2003 - Report this comment
It's not personal. I liked "Carry On, the Song Ain't Done," "I Hate AOL," "Sailor Boi" and loved "Hulk Mad!" And I decided to balance this vote out by giving all fives to "Goodbye, Atari."
Don McLean - August 13, 2003 - Report this comment
Everyone knows that I just repeat the same lines and verses forever and everyone gets so sdick of it, they'd want the chorus to the the entire song!! Even I get annoyed with the song.
AstroRage - August 17, 2003 - Report this comment
Boy, let's hope he might die at that time, cause I can't stand his horror-like antics.

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