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Song Parodies -> "Shenmue Pie"

Original Song Title:

"American Pie"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Don Mclean

Parody Song Title:

"Shenmue Pie"

Parody Written by:

Sam Everline

The Lyrics

I did this song before the Info for Shenmue III got leaked, it is my first parody
A long long time ago
I can still remember how Iwao had died
I knew If Ryo had his Chance
He Would take his revenge
and that would be the games end
But the Dreamcast was a failure
With every gamer giving it the finger
It was the bad news for Shenmue
It would never be completed
I cant remeber if i had cried
when i heard of its demise
The Game touched me deep in side
The day the Dreamcast died

so Bye bye Ryo Hazuki
you had a good run now your stuck in that cave
all the fans on the forums makinmg topics
saying When will shenmue III come out

Did you give the game a chance
or did you just throw it aside for final fantasy
couse that is what i heard
Do you belive the game was good
Can you play it in one sitting
and can you teach me to paly it real slow
I know you have played the game
couse I saw the save file on your VMU
You kicked off your shoes
and poped in disc 2
I was a loney shenmue fan
with a Dreamcast and only a buck
i knew the game was out of luck
the day the Dreamcast Died

so Bye bye Ryo Hazuki
you had a good run now your stuck in that cave
all the fans on the forums makinmg topics
saying When will shenmue III come out

Now for 3 years weve been waiting
for any sign of our game's continuance
I guess that is how it's going to be
When gargoyle made news for all to see
on a site called joysiq and ign
and some hope flowed through you and me
While the fans were waiting around
Gargolye disapeared no where to be found
The fans were saddened
No game was announced
And While Suzuki moved around
a lot of Arcade games were annouced
We saw no Shenmue, that day
The Day the Dreamcast Died

so Bye bye Ryo Hazuki
you had a good run now your stuck in that cave
all the fans on the forums makinmg topics
saying When will shenmue III come out

July 25th, a day in the summer swelter
the birds left flew from the convention
Hope is Low and falling fast
it all fell on to the grass
and Suzuki tried to get the game passed
but the Gargoyle wasnt there
The day was long and hard
While the fans whitled the shenmue Tune
We all loged on to check
but we never had the chance
The fans try to take the field
the company refused to yeild
The Game was not reviled
the Day the Dreamcast died

so Bye bye Ryo Hazuki
you had a good run now your stuck in that cave
all the fans on the forums makinmg topics
saying When will shenmue III come out

Here we are in one place
a Generation lost thier game
with no money to start again
So Yu Suzuki, be nimble
please be quick
dont put out the candle Stick
couse fire is sonys only friend
As i watched them at E3
my hands were in fists of rage
no body there
could resist the playstaion 2
as the Pile of abandoned Dreamcasts climbed high in to the night
to light the little orange light
I saw Sony laughing with delight
The Day the Dreamcast died

so Bye bye Ryo Hazuki
you had a good run now your stuck in that cave
all the fans on the forums makinmg topics
saying When will shenmue III come out

I met a girl who loved the game
I asked for good news
She just turned away
I went down to the Store
Where i had bought the game there years before
the man there said that
the game there wouldnt sell
on the forums the fans screamed
the developers cried
and the Japanese dreamed
Not a word is spoken
The Cds all wore broken
the Three Charactors i admire most
Ryo, Ren, and Shenhua
they were frozen in time
the day the dreamcast died

so Bye bye Ryo Hazuki
you had a good run now your stuck in that cave
all the fans on the forums makinmg topics
saying When will shenmue III come out

so Bye bye Ryo Hazuki
you had a good run now your stuck in that cave
all the fans on the forums makinmg topics
saying When will shenmue III come out

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InuOtome - September 15, 2005 - Report this comment
Nice ^__________^

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