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Original Song Title:

"American Pie "

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Don McLean

Parody Song Title:

"iOS vs Android"

Parody Written by:

The Parody Author

The Lyrics

A long, long time ago, I can still recall,
When smartphones came, they stood so tall,
But soon a rivalry would ignite,
Between iPhone and Android, oh, what a fight.
But Apple's iOS, it had its charms,
With its sleek design and app-filled arms,
But Android fans, they stood their ground,
With customizability all around.

Oh, bye-bye, Miss iPhone Pie,
Drove my Android to the Apple Store, but the Apple guy
Said, "Sorry, no conversion here, oh my,"
This'll be the day that Apple and Android collide.

Did you write your text messages with blue?
Or did you send them green, oh, how taboo?
And when it came to phone design,
iPhone's simplicity, oh, so fine.
Android had its brands galore,
Samsung, Google, and many more,
But the debate would never end,
Which one's better? It depends.

Oh, bye-bye, Miss iPhone Pie,
Drove my Android to the Apple Store, but the Apple guy
Said, "Sorry, no conversion here, oh my,"
This'll be the day that Apple and Android collide.

Now, Apple's walled garden, it was so neat,
But Android's open world, it can't be beat,
The tech world's split, a digital divide,
Between iPhone and Android, no one could decide.

Then came the battles of the fanboys' pride,
Online forums where they'd deride,
Each other's choices, oh, what a mess,
As if their brand was the very best.
But deep inside, we all knew,
That both had strengths and weaknesses, it's true,
It's just a phone, after all,
No need for this bitter brawl.

Oh, bye-bye, Miss iPhone Pie,
Drove my Android to the Apple Store, but the Apple guy
Said, "Sorry, no conversion here, oh my,"
This'll be the day that Apple and Android collide.

So, let's put aside this endless debate,
Both phones are great, it's not too late,
To appreciate the tech we possess,
Whether iPhone or Android, we're still blessed.

This'll be the day that we unify,
And enjoy our smartphones under the sky,
For in the end, it's the user's stride,
That matters most in this smartphone ride.

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