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Song Parodies -> "Trump's Big Lie"

Original Song Title:

"American Pie"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Don McLean

Parody Song Title:

"Trump's Big Lie"

Parody Written by:

Jeff in Richmond VA

The Lyrics

This parody is not meant to be 100% funny....just 50%. The other half is serious.....DEAD SERIOUS. People died and were permanently injured on January 6th. A mob of neo-Fascists tried to overthrow the government of the United States. They called themselves patriots. They aren't patriots---they're delusional morons brainwashed by a man who appears to be the reincarnation of Hitler. So....laugh at the funny parts, lament the serious parts, and pray that nothing like that ever happens again! No comments allowed. I don't feel like listening to a bunch of crazy ass Trumpies spewing sewage. If this makes you angry, go kick your dog or slap your wife around. That's probably your style anyways. And don't forget to leave those "1's" !!!! The more, the merrier!
A long, five years ago
we can all remember how Obama used to make us proud.
But voters minds got thick and dense
and they elected Trump & Pence
And things got really whacky for a while

But January 6th brought terror
3000 MAGA red-hat-wearers
Chanting "Let's hang Mike Pence!!"...Up on the Capitol steps,
A lot of people wept and cried over Brian Sicknick's widowed bride
It's all because of Trump's Big Lie
The day Democracy died

So, why, why are you believing these lies?
Insurrection for elections that were cut and dried
They recounted votes twice, and yet still you denied
Sayin', "We all still believe the Big Lie"
"We all still believe the Big Lie"

Did you vote for Donald Trump? well then, you've got brains like Forrest Gump
Hold your Bible upside down
Now do you believe in Fox News polls?
Ted Cruz has sold his moral soul
And Trump can teach you how to act like a real A$$#0L

Well, I know that you're Republican,
Tell me: why the hell you worship him
He don't care about you;
He hates Blacks, Latinos & Jews.....
He 'll say anything to rake in bucks
and his wine and steaks, boy, they really sucked
His MAGA mob were all dumb f**ks
The day Democracy died

We're all wond'ring, why, why you're believing these lies
Insurrection for elections that were cut and dried
You look at facts and then you toss them aside
Screamin', "We all still believe the Big Lie"
"We all still believe the Big Lie"

Now, for four years things have been insane
And the nation has seen a lot of pain
But that's not how it's supposed to be
Trump had sponsored hydroxychloroquine
"It's a hoax", he said 'bout Covid-19
We rejoiced... when he came down with the disease

But while all this sh*t was going down
The House impeached the "Orange Clown"
The Senate was adjourned
No verdict was returned
And while Schumer fought with Moscow Mitch
(They) acquitted that sunufabitch
And he drove our country in a ditch
The day Democracy died

We're still sayin', "Why, why you still believing this lie?
If he ever got relected, kiss our country goodbye
Them old Proud Boys were carryin' guns and knives
Sayin', "This is how Democracy dies"
"This is how Democracy dies"

Mass Disaster! Prosecute them bastards!
The Guard, we're told, could have got there faster
With rubber bullets and some tear gas-------
They had their thumbs up their @$$
and not one white guy was shot or gassed
While the Trumpster's in the White House...(sitting) on his @$$
Now, in Washington it was gloom and doom
While the mob was searching thru the rooms
They all broke down the fence
Oh, but they never found Mike Pence
While the Trumpies attack went unabated
The House and Senate evacuated
Do you recall the rage and hatred the day Democracy died?

They were chanting, "Die! Die! Yeah, Pelosi must die!"
The invaders, some with tasers, forced their way inside
The Senate & House, they had to run for their lives
Thinkin', "This could be the day that we die"
"This could be the day we all die"

Oh, and they were ushered to a safe place
Doors barricaded just in case
They'd go back later to vote again
But although Trump is stupid, Trump be slick
(The) Jackass will pull out every trick, cuz'
Power is the only thing he craves

O Then, and as they watched Trump on the stage
his fans were stoked to violent rage
He ought to burn in Hell
Or at least get a jail cell
And as the MAGAs marched into the fight
joining the Nazis and Far Right
We learned Trump was watching with delight
The day Democracy died

He was saying, "Lie, lie, yeah I know I can lie"
I deceive em', they believe me, and they love my red tie
His coup d'etat was really not a surprise
Maybe, he was taking Putin's advice
Russia always treated him nice.......

I met a cop who was cut and bruised
And I told him I saw him on the news
He shook his head and walked away
I went over to "Honest Abe" (Lincoln Memorial)
and he must be spinning in his grave
Cuz' we had another Civil War today------
But in the streets they're protesting.....
And so I found it intresting
that no one felt like jokin'.....
The country just felt broken
On the TV sets from coast to coast,
comedians and late-night hosts
They're gonna' miss ol' Trump the most
(But) today.....Democracy survived!

And now we're singin': "Bye-bye Donald Trump and his lies"
If we're ridin' with Joe Biden, maybe we can survive
And them old Proud Boys can rot in prison and cry
Askin', "Why did we believe all those lies?"
"Why did we believe all his lies?"

They'll be asking, "Why, why'd we believe that sh*tpile?
We're all sittin' in a prison cell awaitin' our trial..."
While Trump lives on at Mar-a-lago in style
Fighting lawsuits till the day that he dies.................
Georgia just imposed Fascist voting laws intended to finish what Trump started. You'll be seeing a parody of "Rainy Night in Georgia", COMING SOON!

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