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Song Parodies -> "Homicide Guy"

Original Song Title:

"American Pie"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Don McLean

Parody Song Title:

"Homicide Guy"

Parody Written by:

Fitu Petaia

The Lyrics

A Film back in 1988
I can still remember how the fight began
Seagal was forced into the Vietnam
Beat Up Zagon and he left the Nam
He soon retired and became a cop

In the movie he rescue's the dead parish priest
He chockes Salvano to death in the car
And his friends are out to get them
Taking Delores out to dinner for Tonight
Seagal ain't liking what he see's right now

Breaking out the store window against korean guy
Father kidnapped in for a shot in the arm
Don't worry Seagal and his friend are there to save
This film was released by Warner Brothers

What A Guy In Above the Law
A resucer not a robber or a homicide guy
He's a guy from the Mexican country
His wife is probably worried that he might get killed
A guy who knows how to curse the baguys out
This will be the day that he lied
This will be the day that he faught

Seagal was in Japan fighting quite off some guys
Fighting big guys in the bar pretty ugly bloody
In the movie he's out to take Zagon out for justice
Those who pissed him off in the streets of Chicago

He's a cop that plays a Nico that has no felonies
He ain't no preacher or a teacher,or a father
The Man who made it look worser than Dirty Harry
Only good cop who does not have no charges
He's the guy who wouldn't stop the car at once

Rescuing people doing a deadly Sunday service
Taking Chi Chi out to justice and to give him death
A guy that can speak japanese and chinese
Delores gets shot doing an all out shootout

What A Guy In Above The Law
A Rescuer not a robber or a homicide guy
He's a guy from the Mexico Countries
His wife is probably worried that he might get killed
A guy who knows how to curse baguys out
This will be the day that he lied
This will be the day that he faught

Nico takes out the last of his friend Zagon
A badguy told him "freeze it mother"
He flips him over and puts the gun on him
A madman who does not think he's a Lethal Weapon
He's a guy who beat up baguys in the store

Scared Jax Half to death doing a meatpack shootout
He gets so mad at Neeley in the hospital
And gets mad at the guys down in the office
Nelson takes him out for a walk on the building

Nelson gets killed and Nico takes them out
His church gets a few people killed in the middle
And he cuts off the guys hand and probably the eye

What A Guy In Above the Law
Rescuer, not a robber or a homicide
He's a guy from the Mexican Countries
His wife is probably worried that he might get killed
A Guy who knows how to curse the baguys out
This will be the day that he lied
This will be the day that he faught

Badguys tricked him about where Salvano is
His friends cars wheel got all burned out on the street
Grabs the guys gun and shoots the wrong people
He tells his friend is it time to be happy

The priest shows him to his room to visit
Jax looks at the pictures and sees Nico or somebody
Her and Lukish tell him all about the story down there
Nico wants Jax to keep out of it and let us deal with it
His friend Nelson calls him 2'o clock in the morning

Nico shoots the car and rolls on top of the car
Salvano tells him he's a maniac not a badge
He tells them that Nico strangled him to death
Also starring is Pam Grier of the movie too.

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Pacing: 3.8
How Funny: 3.0
Overall Rating: 3.8

Total Votes: 4

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Jason - February 09, 2007 - Report this comment
I thought this was a marked improvement over your usual sub-standard jobs. Pacing was off here and there, but I feel I can give you 434 for this.
Mrs Critic - February 09, 2007 - Report this comment
Did you plagairize again? Or did you actually write this one?
Jason - February 09, 2007 - Report this comment
Well Mrs Critic, I did a Google-search and I couldn't find this written by someone else, so it does seem that Fitu wrote this.
malcolm higgins - February 09, 2007 - Report this comment
I give less than perfect results obviously fuelled by hard effort extra marks. Keep working Fitu....434
Mrs. Critic - February 09, 2007 - Report this comment
Oh good. Then I guess he's safe then. :-)

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