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Song Parodies -> "Hot Beets"

Original Song Title:


Original Performer:

Don Johnson

Parody Song Title:

"Hot Beets"

Parody Written by:

White Trash

The Lyrics

I don't care what you eat
you can have it i dont care

Your veges don't mean much to me.
I've been out on my own
gonna go eat some plants now

'Cause that's the way it's got to be.
Ev'rybody tells me how I cant eat the clods for now.
I've been eating even when its spoiled
but I iust want to have those plants

hot beets I'm looking for the hot beets

hot beets- I'm looking for the hot beets
eating them plain

Looking at seeds
it's easy toeat

You think you know iust how I feel.
If you do to me wrong and it won't make em grow

Before my plantless garden wont have good foods
I'm looking for some protien
love like mine

They tell me it's so hard to find

But I can look inside the garden for the hot beets not the cheese.

hot beets- I'm looking for the hot beets

hot beets- I'm looking for the hot beets

eating them plain
eating them plain
Tell me what you grow now without the hot beets

Tell me is the garden cool without the hot beets

hot beets - I'm looking for hot beets. (12x

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