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Song Parodies -> "Mary Kate"

Original Song Title:

"Drift Away"

Original Performer:

Dobie Gray

Parody Song Title:

"Mary Kate"

Parody Written by:

Fred Snider

The Lyrics

Just a little mish-mosh I threw together.... ( Note: I was forced to go to Temple until my Bar Mitzva, so I didn't get along with the others there. I'm not a bigot. It's just a joke for the rhyme. Relax! )
Day after day I'm more amused,
And I look for the joke in this song's refrain,
You know I'm not one to sing the blues,
I don't like the Jews,
They shorten my fuse!

Oh, give me the Beach Boys,
And Courtney's Hole,
I wanna make fun of DeNiro's mole,
And Mary Kate.

Oh, ( Repeat chorus. )

I don't wanna drink no tequila & lime,
This is the third song I decided to use,
That Margarita joke works every time,
The salt on the rim,
Makes my brain real dim!

( Chorus )

And if my lines are slick,
Maybe some cute young chick will groove me,
And maybe one or two,
Viagra pills will help her do me!

Franks are the only beef I eat,
I just don't want no chicken or pork,
The other white meats all taste like sheet,
They hang on your fork,
Like a dumb little dork!

Oh, ( Chorus )

Oh, fake me!
And try to rape me!
Why don't you make me!

Been a while, huh? Check out my other tunes. You can even hear some of my original work by putting "my free lyrics fred snider" in Google!

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