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Song Parodies -> "Howard the Duck"

Original Song Title:

"Winnie the Pooh (Short Version)"

Original Performer:

Disney Songs

Parody Song Title:

"Howard the Duck"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

One of Marvel's worst characters and the first Marvel movie in 1986. Budget $36 mil, made $38 mil. A total bomb! Now, they want a remake!
Howard the Duck
Who gives a F-ck?
Laser Spectroscope snatched you while reading "Playduck!"
Pervy Howard the Duck
Powers? Quak Fu! WTF?
Really, silly, stupid character!

Howard the Duck
He should be plucked
Hangs out with Beverly of Cherry Bomb, sucks!
He's Howard the Duck
Dark Overlord appears- bad luck!
Neutron disintegrator keeps Howard here*
* to defeat Dark Overlord a neutron disintegrator is used but it also destroys the Laser Spectroscope, so Howard can't get back to Duckworld.

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Voting Results

Pacing: 4.8
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 6

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Jonathan - March 21, 2017 - Report this comment
never got around to seeing the original. from what I've heard, I didn't miss much! 455
Rob Arndt - March 21, 2017 - Report this comment
You dodged a bullet!

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