Song Parodies -> Fulton Of Steam
| Original Song Title: | "Sultans Of Swing" |
| Original Performer: | Dire Straits |
| Parody Song Title: | "Fulton Of Steam" |
| Parody Written by: | Alvin Rhodes |
i'm on the river for a lark
in my brain, an image, stark...idea time
i get a shiver...and stop and say..."hold everything"
a man who's rowin' briskly...don't make much time
but if i'm right...well, i can make a boat just zing
just place a wheel outside
and attach some paddles...to grace it
greater speed you can attain...when that wheel goes 'round
condensation...put through its paces
oh what a joy...when off, we will bound
way on down south...with whistle sounds
yeah, with the pipes engorged...i won't...be ignored
with a stately rhythm...it wouldn't need a sail to forward, spring
yes, you'd need no oars... to pull you...ever forward
we'd just glide with all of our might...as straight as string
a maritime delight...it will surely..make a scene
though not an easy job...i'll do it...just right
i can make that engine rock...and make it sing
i'll rev it right up...and hit the heights
i'm bob fulton...robert fulton..of steam !
got a bellow of noise...a stunning machine...made to order
vapors pressed...which is sent unflagging...till the proud ship moves
the paddlewheel slams...about with glee...thumping waves so grand
i'm famous...hey ! ...i've notched my goal
i'm bob fulton...this fulton's...a hero !...( hero ! )
i am a man...who stepped right up...it was me, alone
i'm set at last...because i've done...this thing
good times now...quick times...with this boat
yeah, i made it fast....this gift...i bring
i'm robert fulton...i'm robert fulton...of steam !
in my brain, an image, stark...idea time
i get a shiver...and stop and say..."hold everything"
a man who's rowin' briskly...don't make much time
but if i'm right...well, i can make a boat just zing
just place a wheel outside
and attach some paddles...to grace it
greater speed you can attain...when that wheel goes 'round
condensation...put through its paces
oh what a joy...when off, we will bound
way on down south...with whistle sounds
yeah, with the pipes engorged...i won't...be ignored
with a stately rhythm...it wouldn't need a sail to forward, spring
yes, you'd need no oars... to pull you...ever forward
we'd just glide with all of our might...as straight as string
a maritime delight...it will surely..make a scene
though not an easy job...i'll do it...just right
i can make that engine rock...and make it sing
i'll rev it right up...and hit the heights
i'm bob fulton...robert fulton..of steam !
got a bellow of noise...a stunning machine...made to order
vapors pressed...which is sent unflagging...till the proud ship moves
the paddlewheel slams...about with glee...thumping waves so grand
i'm famous...hey ! ...i've notched my goal
i'm bob fulton...this fulton's...a hero !...( hero ! )
i am a man...who stepped right up...it was me, alone
i'm set at last...because i've done...this thing
good times now...quick times...with this boat
yeah, i made it fast....this gift...i bring
i'm robert fulton...i'm robert fulton...of steam !
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Hey this was good. I don't know who gave you 2's, but I'm going to give you 5s and hope that makes up for it cuz this is a good parody.
thanks dobbs...glad ya enjoyed
Another good one - I'm guessing the person who gave you two's has never heard of the song or perhaps they're just in dire straits.
Fulsome praise for "Fulton."
thanks andy.....guess they musta been "steamed" over SOMETHING...heh heh heh....thanks john....good word !
Mighty fine parody inventing
thanks AFW
Inspired!
Good history lesson. Maybe the troll who gave you 2's is a high school dropout.
thanks agri and 2eagle....or perhaps a descendent of john fitch who was in competition against fulton for steamboat honors
DKTOS, but 555 for lauding what skeptics called "Fulton's Folly" -- a reminder that for every great advance, there've always been those who said, "It can't be done".
ps: theTwos must have come from someone who thinks that when God placed Adam and Eve in the Garden of Eden, He gave them cell phones and HDTV.
ps: theTwos must have come from someone who thinks that when God placed Adam and Eve in the Garden of Eden, He gave them cell phones and HDTV.
thanks tommy...lol
Your wheel turns at 555 RPM
thanks PMS
Always like Dire Straits and thought about Sultan rhymes and came up with Fulton and steam. So I looked on the site and saw you have already done it - well done!
thanks timmy
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