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Song Parodies -> "I Love Leftovers"
Original Song Title:
"Love Hangover"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Diana Ross
Parody Song Title:
"I Love Leftovers"
Parody Written by:
Melanie Lee
The Lyrics
OS (album cut): http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K0Io7wM8dlM
Ah!
If there’s a take-out place,
Can’t afford it—
Can’t order.
If there’s a restaurant,
I won’t go out,
Spend dough out.
Think about delivery:
Think it makes my money flee,
And say “Bye”…
I can’t spend my money.
Check the kitchen, honey.
If there’s a Frigidaire,
Keep my food cold.
It won’t get old.
If there’s a microwave,
I can heat it,
Then eat it.
Had a turkey roast last night,
Sweet potato, pumpkin nut pie
And I loved it!
I got the sweetest leftovers
I just have to warm over!
Sweetest leftovers
I just have to warm over!
(Sweet rolls!
Sweet rolls!)
(I don’t wanna order out.
I don’t wanna order out—no!
I don’t wanna order out.
I don’t wanna order out—no!
I don’t wanna order out.
I don’t wanna or…
I don’t wanna order out!)
I got the sweetest leftovers…
Sweetest leftovers
I can’t wait to warm over!
I can’t wait to warm…
I can’t wait to warm…over!
(instrumental break)
Whoo! I don’t need more bills!
I don’t need more bills!
I don’t need more bills!
Warm plate and… (Sweet sweet…)
Sweet sweet turkey! (…sweet sweet…)
Sweet sweet turkey—yum! (Yum yum!)
(Sweet sweet sweet sweet
Dark meat.
Sweet sweet sweet sweet
Sweet yams.
Sweet sweet sweet sweet
Sweet corn.
Sweet sweet sweet sweet
Sweet rice.)
Yum yum ooo yeah!
Yum yum ooo yeah!
(Sweet sweet sweet sweet
Sweet pie.)
Don’t call out! Don’t eat out!
Don’t call out! Don’t eat out!
(Sweet sweet sweet sweet!
Yum, yum!)
Don’t call for sushi!
It’s not so juicy!
Don’t call for pizza!
No—homemade beats-a!
I won’t eat out!
(Sweet sweet sweet sweet!
Yum, yum!)
“Cause if there’s another bill,
I’ll go crazy…
No take-out!
(Second helping! More!
Second helping! More! )
Sweet spice, I love you.
Sweet spice, I need spice.
Hot spice! ‘Cause I love
Leftovers!
I don’t need new bills
For sweet munching.
Oh love, I love, love leftovers!
Hmm, I just need more salt.
I just need more salt.
I just need more salt for these
Sweet loved leftovers!
(Sweet!) Whoo! (Sweet!)
(If there’s a restaurant, I won’t go there, no I won’t,
No I won’t…hee-hee-hee-hee!)
If there’s a take-out place,
I don’t need it…hah!
I don’t want to pay no no…
I don’t want to…
If there’s a take-out place,
I don’t need it
Add some gravy here!
And add some greens! Whoo!
(Sweet sweet sweet sweet
Warmed food!
Sweet sweet sweet sweet
Warmed food!
Sweet sweet sweet sweet!
Yum yum!
Sweet sweet sweet sweet!
Yum yum…!)
If there’s a take-out place,
Can’t afford it—
Can’t order.
If there’s a restaurant,
I won’t go out,
Spend dough out.
Think about delivery:
Think it makes my money flee,
And say “Bye”…
I can’t spend my money.
Check the kitchen, honey.
If there’s a Frigidaire,
Keep my food cold.
It won’t get old.
If there’s a microwave,
I can heat it,
Then eat it.
Had a turkey roast last night,
Sweet potato, pumpkin nut pie
And I loved it!
I got the sweetest leftovers
I just have to warm over!
Sweetest leftovers
I just have to warm over!
(Sweet rolls!
Sweet rolls!)
(I don’t wanna order out.
I don’t wanna order out—no!
I don’t wanna order out.
I don’t wanna order out—no!
I don’t wanna order out.
I don’t wanna or…
I don’t wanna order out!)
I got the sweetest leftovers…
Sweetest leftovers
I can’t wait to warm over!
I can’t wait to warm…
I can’t wait to warm…over!
(instrumental break)
Whoo! I don’t need more bills!
I don’t need more bills!
I don’t need more bills!
Warm plate and… (Sweet sweet…)
Sweet sweet turkey! (…sweet sweet…)
Sweet sweet turkey—yum! (Yum yum!)
(Sweet sweet sweet sweet
Dark meat.
Sweet sweet sweet sweet
Sweet yams.
Sweet sweet sweet sweet
Sweet corn.
Sweet sweet sweet sweet
Sweet rice.)
Yum yum ooo yeah!
Yum yum ooo yeah!
(Sweet sweet sweet sweet
Sweet pie.)
Don’t call out! Don’t eat out!
Don’t call out! Don’t eat out!
(Sweet sweet sweet sweet!
Yum, yum!)
Don’t call for sushi!
It’s not so juicy!
Don’t call for pizza!
No—homemade beats-a!
I won’t eat out!
(Sweet sweet sweet sweet!
Yum, yum!)
“Cause if there’s another bill,
I’ll go crazy…
No take-out!
(Second helping! More!
Second helping! More! )
Sweet spice, I love you.
Sweet spice, I need spice.
Hot spice! ‘Cause I love
Leftovers!
I don’t need new bills
For sweet munching.
Oh love, I love, love leftovers!
Hmm, I just need more salt.
I just need more salt.
I just need more salt for these
Sweet loved leftovers!
(Sweet!) Whoo! (Sweet!)
(If there’s a restaurant, I won’t go there, no I won’t,
No I won’t…hee-hee-hee-hee!)
If there’s a take-out place,
I don’t need it…hah!
I don’t want to pay no no…
I don’t want to…
If there’s a take-out place,
I don’t need it
Add some gravy here!
And add some greens! Whoo!
(Sweet sweet sweet sweet
Warmed food!
Sweet sweet sweet sweet
Warmed food!
Sweet sweet sweet sweet!
Yum yum!
Sweet sweet sweet sweet!
Yum yum…!)
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great OS and i love the way you reheated it
Thanks for saving some Turkey & pumpkin pie for me, Sir ! It was truly delicious . .
The way ~DR~ belts out the end chorus on the OS, has always been the best part of this song! hewwwwwwww Hottttttt !
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