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Song Parodies -> "I'm Still Waiting"

Original Song Title:

"I'm Still Waiting"

Original Performer:

Diana Ross

Parody Song Title:

"I'm Still Waiting"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

The song title remains the same but the crisis in the British NHS continues... waiting times at A & E at an all time high
I remember when
I arrived at half past ten, boy
You said just join the queue
And that I’d be out by two
I believed you

Maybe I’ve been cursed
Cause A & E’s still heaving
I’ve spoken to the nurse
Who just made me feel worse
When she said

Little girl
Have a cup of tea
Wait patiently in here
Your turn will surely come
Ooh, little girl
We’ll see you by five
Wait patiently in here
My bum is going numb
And I'm still waiting

A doctor finally came
I thought he was going to treat me
The news was not so great
Said you could be here ‘til eight
And if I was you I’d go back home
Cause you won’t be seen today love
You need to face the truth
That this A & E is screwed
Then he said:

Little girl
Contact your GP
Be patient on the phone
They’ll answer it someday
Ooh, little girl
There’s no beds you see
Filled with emergencies
Just go and die at home
And I'm still waiting

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