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Song Parodies -> "You Don't Clean The Showers"

Original Song Title:

"You Don't Bring Me Flowers"

Original Performer:

Diamond And Streisand

Parody Song Title:

"You Don't Clean The Showers"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

a song about a couple who have enough with the hired help
you don't clean the showers
you ain't cleaned the duck pond
you hardly walk the dog anymore
when i tred poo on the floor
you pretend it's a stray
you remember when
you used to clean the pantry
used to bake me pastries
now i get nothing but take out
well it's good enough maid
when your t v ing all night
well the pots boiled over
which just isn't right
and you've burnt my cauliflower there's the door

your charging me for petrol
you walk and take forever
and the kirby don't work anymore
stuff just stays on the floor
never sweep it away

you maybe union member
pulling strings you fought me
you spurned service staff
un-concerned that they cry
well you burned my golf glove
and you burned my white tie
so i think you should learn
not to give me evil eye
you don't do the hours there's the door

well you think you could earn
more than you can do now
please don't beg and plead me
leave key-ring and tongues
please don't cling they're ours there's the door

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Pacing: 4.9
How Funny: 4.8
Overall Rating: 4.8

Total Votes: 9

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Meriadoc - August 18, 2006 - Report this comment
But does she do windows? :-)
malcolm higgins - August 18, 2006 - Report this comment
yep. she does... or she doesn't get....Mr. WINKIE!
Matthias - August 18, 2006 - Report this comment
You just can't find good help anymore...
2Eagle - August 18, 2006 - Report this comment
You put that old whiner to good use. I could whine about every poolman who has cleaned my pool.
Stuart McArthur - August 18, 2006 - Report this comment
I don't know how to fix burnt golf gloves and white ties, tomario, but with burnt cauliflower, you just scrape the black bits off - very funny idea, and great execution (especially of your white tie) - 555
TJC - August 18, 2006 - Report this comment
Very funny and well written
Kristof Robertson - August 19, 2006 - Report this comment
Decathlon entry? Thought so...:-). Great stuff, tomario....I'm sacking my maid tomorrow; and my chauffeur, gardener, masseuse, PA, and the guy I pay who doesn't seem to do anything...:-(
One thing, mate....PLEASE capitalise and punctuate; I'm anal retentive and it drives me to distraction! ;-) 555
Rick C - August 19, 2006 - Report this comment
Sorry I missed this yesterday, Tomario. Wonderfully done! I can just hear it being sung, maybe by the Bundys?? 555
Red Ant - August 19, 2006 - Report this comment
Yep, burning the cauliflower (or the cheesesauce) is the LAST straw, lol. 5s.
Johnny D - August 29, 2006 - Report this comment
(Decathlon) So appropriate for a couple of big music stars like Neil and Babs!
bobpiecheese - September 07, 2006 - Report this comment
(Decathlon - Event 2) I guess I got lost listening to the OS...don't worry it's not your fault! I just got a crummy version. And what Kristof said about the punctuation etc.
Stuart McArthur - September 07, 2006 - Report this comment
(Decath2) See above - still great detail in this tomario
Kristof Robertson - September 09, 2006 - Report this comment
(DEC2) See above...great stuff, dude! (but still remember about the punctuation...;-))
Jeff Reuben - September 10, 2006 - Report this comment
Excellent job, good choice of rant. I'll third the punctuation comment
Arwen - September 11, 2006 - Report this comment
Decathlon...I loved this, Tomario! Could be one of my favorites that you've written...great job!
Josh 2 - September 11, 2006 - Report this comment
Decathlon, lo great stuff this 5s
Agrimorfee - May 25, 2007 - Report this comment
(ABC) Without the explanatory note, I would be lost as to what this was about. Great title sub.
Johnny D - May 30, 2007 - Report this comment
(ABC) See above!
Rick C - June 03, 2007 - Report this comment
(ABC3-Y) See above.
Matthias - June 03, 2007 - Report this comment
My favorite parody of yours, since I can actually understand it!
stuart mcarthur - June 04, 2007 - Report this comment
(ABC3Y) see above, twice - and I especially love the title sub of this one, tomario
Michael McVey - June 04, 2007 - Report this comment
I have to agree with the above comments.
Arwen - June 11, 2007 - Report this comment
ABC...see's the missing pastries that would piss me off the most. How's a girl supposed to live without them?

Still lots of fun, Tomario!
Mikey Squirrel - June 11, 2007 - Report this comment
ABC- Sounds like you don't pay the hired help enough. Funny stuff.

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