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Song Parodies -> "Is Dis De Real Bytes?"
Original Song Title:
"The Israelites"
Original Performer:
Desmond Dekker and The Aces
Parody Song Title:
"Is Dis De Real Bytes?"
Parody Written by:
Guy DiRito
The Lyrics
What a helpdesk technician sometimes hears when fielding calls over the phone.
Screen displays de warning, drive can't be read, err.
Data may have gone south of de thread.
P-C - Is dis de real bytes? Aah.
Slowly I be learning, hard drive be dead, sir.
So that every byte can't be read.
P-C - Is dis de real bytes? Aah.
De bytes and de bits, zipped packed up, they leave me,
Garbling they did, they are splittin' de scene.
P-C - Is dis de real bytes? Aah.
Port them a-wear out, browser be gone,
De data is bent up, it's flaky and fried.
P-C - Is dis de real bytes? Aah.
Data mal-formed, can't reach de dot COM,
Can't see de server farm, de virus alarm.
P-C - Is dis de real bytes? Aah.
P-C - Is dis de real bytes?
Not working is me data store.
P-C - Is dis de real bytes?
It took de dump, it's out sir.
Data may have gone south of de thread.
P-C - Is dis de real bytes? Aah.
Slowly I be learning, hard drive be dead, sir.
So that every byte can't be read.
P-C - Is dis de real bytes? Aah.
De bytes and de bits, zipped packed up, they leave me,
Garbling they did, they are splittin' de scene.
P-C - Is dis de real bytes? Aah.
Port them a-wear out, browser be gone,
De data is bent up, it's flaky and fried.
P-C - Is dis de real bytes? Aah.
Data mal-formed, can't reach de dot COM,
Can't see de server farm, de virus alarm.
P-C - Is dis de real bytes? Aah.
P-C - Is dis de real bytes?
Not working is me data store.
P-C - Is dis de real bytes?
It took de dump, it's out sir.
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Excellent :-)
"Slowly I be learning"....me too :) It be a good one Guy! 5's
funny concept...love the OS too...my first taste of reggae
Good one Guy!
Wonder how long it's gonna take someone to write a "Moby Dick" parody and call it "Ishmaelites"? If they do, it better be as good as this one.
THs is awesome! 555!
Is dis de real bytes
Is dis just fantasy
De data is bent up
It's fried and oh so flaky
...hold on, isn't that a different song? ;-) Excellent, Guy.
Is dis just fantasy
De data is bent up
It's fried and oh so flaky
...hold on, isn't that a different song? ;-) Excellent, Guy.
Do it, Phil! "Mama, just killed a man, in this new computer game, were it real, 'twould be a shame..."
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