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Song Parodies -> "Mayo!"
Original Song Title:
"Layla"
Original Performer:
Derek and the Dominoes
Parody Song Title:
"Mayo!"
Parody Written by:
Callmelennie
The Lyrics
I know what you're all thinking ... What do you REALLY think about mayonnaisse, Lennie? Let this song be my final word on this matter
What do you when you're so hungry
And you really want to please your bride?
You've been stalling and hiding much too long
Guess you'll have to give her Kraft a try
Mayo! ... You got me on my knees
Mayo! ... I'm begging you Darling please
Mayo .. Darling, wont you scrape it off that rye
She tried to ease my mastication
Cause I'd busted up a crown
Like a fool, I gave a little chew
Turned my taste buds upside down
Mayo! .. You got me on my knees
Mayo! .. I'm begging you Darling please
Mayo .. Darling, wont you leave it off my fries
I'll get some rest under sedation
Dear, I almost went insane
On my bread, don't ever smear that spread
Next time just serve my tuna plain
Mayo! .. You got me on my knees
Mayo! .. I'm begging you, Darling please
Mayo .. Darling, wont you leave it off my rye
Mayo! .. You got me on my knees
Mayo! .. I'm begging you Darling, please
Mayo .. Dammit, it's not just in my mind
And you really want to please your bride?
You've been stalling and hiding much too long
Guess you'll have to give her Kraft a try
Mayo! ... You got me on my knees
Mayo! ... I'm begging you Darling please
Mayo .. Darling, wont you scrape it off that rye
She tried to ease my mastication
Cause I'd busted up a crown
Like a fool, I gave a little chew
Turned my taste buds upside down
Mayo! .. You got me on my knees
Mayo! .. I'm begging you Darling please
Mayo .. Darling, wont you leave it off my fries
I'll get some rest under sedation
Dear, I almost went insane
On my bread, don't ever smear that spread
Next time just serve my tuna plain
Mayo! .. You got me on my knees
Mayo! .. I'm begging you, Darling please
Mayo .. Darling, wont you leave it off my rye
Mayo! .. You got me on my knees
Mayo! .. I'm begging you Darling, please
Mayo .. Dammit, it's not just in my mind
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Spock: "Most illogical, Dr. McCoy. Ensign Lennie just passed out after eating a bite of a replicated ham sandwich with synthetic mayonnaise. I thought you humans preferred that white, somewhat odious substance".
McCoy after using a hypospray: " Dammit, Spock, I'm.a doctor, not a gastroenterologist! Sulu, take Ensign Lennie to his quarters to rest!"
Sulu: [thinking] (better yet, I'll take him to mine) "Rand's not getting this one"
McCoy after using a hypospray: " Dammit, Spock, I'm.a doctor, not a gastroenterologist! Sulu, take Ensign Lennie to his quarters to rest!"
Sulu: [thinking] (better yet, I'll take him to mine) "Rand's not getting this one"
I should have never started this whole Goerge Takei "Oh My!" thing. It's really coming back to bite me in the ass
Brayo... Uh... Bravo... Uh... Mayo!!! Three fives (three scoops of 5 ounce Mayo) :))>
Just what the Mayo Clinic prescribed
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