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Song Parodies -> "Kayla"
Original Song Title:
"Layla"
Original Performer:
Derek and the Dominoes
Parody Song Title:
"Kayla"
Parody Written by:
basselope7
The Lyrics
About 7 years ago, one of my classmates, named Kayla, would harass me on a daily basis. I still hold a grudge against her, even though I don't believe I'll ever see her again. Whether or not I do, this song is what I wish I could have said to her the day I moved away.
What'll you do when you get smarter
And everybody thinks you lied?
You've been pickin' on me for far too long
You know it's just your lack of pride
Kayla
You're scratchin' up my knees
Kayla
I'm beggin' teacher please
Kayla
Teacher won't you kick this girl's behind
I tried to trash your reputation
When you made me into a clown
Like a fool, I tried to keep my cool
The only solution was to leave that town
Kayla
You're scratchin' up my knees
Kayla
I'm beggin' teacher please
Kayla
Teacher won't you kick this girl's behind
When I look back on that situation
Hurt feelings stir within my brain
Please, don't say, we'll meet again someday
I'd rather you get run over by a train
Kayla
You're scratchin' up my knees
Kayla
I'm beggin' teacher please
Kayla
Teacher won't you kick this girl's behind
Kayla
You're scratchin' up my knees
Kayla
I'm beggin' teacher please
Kayla
Teacher won't you kick this girl's behind
And everybody thinks you lied?
You've been pickin' on me for far too long
You know it's just your lack of pride
Kayla
You're scratchin' up my knees
Kayla
I'm beggin' teacher please
Kayla
Teacher won't you kick this girl's behind
I tried to trash your reputation
When you made me into a clown
Like a fool, I tried to keep my cool
The only solution was to leave that town
Kayla
You're scratchin' up my knees
Kayla
I'm beggin' teacher please
Kayla
Teacher won't you kick this girl's behind
When I look back on that situation
Hurt feelings stir within my brain
Please, don't say, we'll meet again someday
I'd rather you get run over by a train
Kayla
You're scratchin' up my knees
Kayla
I'm beggin' teacher please
Kayla
Teacher won't you kick this girl's behind
Kayla
You're scratchin' up my knees
Kayla
I'm beggin' teacher please
Kayla
Teacher won't you kick this girl's behind
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