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Song Parodies -> "Lola"
Original Song Title:
"Layla"
Original Performer:
Derek And The Dominoes
Parody Song Title:
"Lola"
Parody Written by:
Alvin Rhodes
The Lyrics
i smooshed clapton's 'layla' with ray davies' 'lola'...
what an odd 'do...he sure is homely
and that body should be kept inside
make up's runnin'...his whiskers, much too long
you know, his gender, he can't hide
lola...you got hair on your knees
lola...a big ol' snarlin' tease
lola...darlin', i won't squeeze your big behind
i just don't feel no stimulation
when cross dressed men all flock around
don't like dudes..i smell a rat, its true
turned that crazy dumb guy down
lola...you got hair on your knees
lola...a big ol' snarlin' tease
lola...darlin', i won't squeeze your big behind
i made the best of the situation
although, i know it was insane
please don't say...that i'm turnin' gay
i blame it on the damn champagne
lola...i don't mind hairy knees
lola...i need some lovin', please
lola...darlin', i will squeeze your big behind
and that body should be kept inside
make up's runnin'...his whiskers, much too long
you know, his gender, he can't hide
lola...you got hair on your knees
lola...a big ol' snarlin' tease
lola...darlin', i won't squeeze your big behind
i just don't feel no stimulation
when cross dressed men all flock around
don't like dudes..i smell a rat, its true
turned that crazy dumb guy down
lola...you got hair on your knees
lola...a big ol' snarlin' tease
lola...darlin', i won't squeeze your big behind
i made the best of the situation
although, i know it was insane
please don't say...that i'm turnin' gay
i blame it on the damn champagne
lola...i don't mind hairy knees
lola...i need some lovin', please
lola...darlin', i will squeeze your big behind
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Wonderful idea and execution, Al...hehehe. 555
LOL-ah. 5s
Oh, alvin, this is TRULY rich...picturing Eric Clapton singing this one with maximum earnest energy...maybe with Ray Davies in drag mugging alongside of him...5's ~ ~ ~
thanks kristof red ant and paul
Alvin!
You got us on our knees!
Alvin!
Laughing 'til we wheeze!
Alvin!
Alvin won't you please take thirty fi-i-iiiiiiives ?
You got us on our knees!
Alvin!
Laughing 'til we wheeze!
Alvin!
Alvin won't you please take thirty fi-i-iiiiiiives ?
Whatever Lola wants, Lola gets...like three fives.
thanks johnny and AFW
Well, I'm not the world's best parody guy, but when I saw this song, had to rate it five, for your "Lola."
thanks michael
Now, somebody who knows the story of how Mrs. Harrison became Mrs. Clapton will have to do "Layla" to the tune of "Lola."
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