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Song Parodies -> "When a Blind Man Calls"
Original Song Title:
"When a Blind Man Cries"
Original Performer:
Deep Purple
Parody Song Title:
"When a Blind Man Calls"
Parody Written by:
Van S A'Parody
The Lyrics
(Disclaimer:- it's just a comedy name - my wife & I'd like to state, there's no offence/confusion intended...that I'm NOT one of "them"!)
Hear me knocking, at the door
Aren't you expecting people, to your door?
What a time to, choose to have a shower
If you can't find a towel, it's fine to get the door
Cos I'm a blind man
I'm a blind man
Can you help me find
When a blind man calls
Show me where
I'm fitting your new blinds
Had a call once, in a room
Had a sky light, but I fit a blind there, too
Hot or cold month, any room
Romans or venetians, I fit 'em all for you
I'm a blind man
I'm a blind man
All I wanna know
When a blind man calls
Show me where
Is all you gotta show
Aren't you expecting people, to your door?
What a time to, choose to have a shower
If you can't find a towel, it's fine to get the door
Cos I'm a blind man
I'm a blind man
Can you help me find
When a blind man calls
Show me where
I'm fitting your new blinds
Had a call once, in a room
Had a sky light, but I fit a blind there, too
Hot or cold month, any room
Romans or venetians, I fit 'em all for you
I'm a blind man
I'm a blind man
All I wanna know
When a blind man calls
Show me where
Is all you gotta show
(6.4.20) Since 2018, the UK music buying public have made their Xmas #1 a 5th consecutive parody (now a record, surpassing the Beatles). Often, a new artist can announce their arrival with a particularly good cover, made uniquely their own. I'm no singer nor musician, so if you can perform this (or any of mine), please send me a version & lots of royalties!
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