He's jolly but little, this collie...to have him cockin' in the house is not right
Gritty kitty will show no pity...when she's hackin' at his face an' chest
Shoe steal is oh so real...an' he'll chew 'em till he's had his fill
Come on puppy, drive me crazy - chew it, chew it

An' it's a breed thing...he's got to herd an' bring
Yeah...it's a need thing...see him try

Cat it may bite 'cause she just got spayed...gonna loaf about, ain't gonna rave
Some mutts you wanna dock, some mutts you want 'em whole...gonna have 'I'm waggy an' save his pole
Hard bitin' moggie an' a tough metal pan...cat's been seein' double since it bit my gran
Take the little mice, break their little bones...gonna block the hole with a brick or stones

An' it's a feed thing...or just a game of fling
Yeah...it's a speed thing...see her fly...oh

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He's jolly but little, this collie...to have him cockin' in the house is not right
Gritty kitty will show no pity...when she's hackin' at his face an' chest
Hard bitin' moggie an' a tough metal pan...cat's been seein' double since it bit my gran
Take the little mice, break their little bones...gonna block the hole with a brick or stones

An' it's a breed thing...he's got to herd an' bring
Yeah...it's a need thing...see him try

It's a feed thing...or just a game of fling
Yeah...it's a speed thing...see her fly

Yeah...it's a feed thing...or just a game of fling
Yeah...it's a speed thing...see her fly