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Song Parodies -> "When a Blind Man Calls"

Original Song Title:

"When A Blind Man Cries"

Original Performer:

Deep Purple

Parody Song Title:

"When a Blind Man Calls"

Parody Written by:

Rik Goldsmith

The Lyrics

Stop doing other things when I turn up on time for an appointment YOU made
Hear me knocking, at the door
Aren't you expecting people, to your door?
What a time to, choose to have a shower
If you can't find a towel, it's fine to get the door

Cos I'm a blind man
I'm a blind man
Can you help me find

When a blind man calls
Show me where
I'm fitting your new blinds

Had a call once, in a room
Had a sky light, but I sorted that one, too
Hot or cold month, any room
Romans or venetians, I fit 'em all for you

I'm a blind man
I'm a blind man
All I wanna know

When a blind man calls
Show me where
Is all you need to show
© 2020 R W Goldsmith (6.4.20)

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