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Song Parodies -> "Train in the Water"

Original Song Title:

"Smoke on the Water"

Original Performer:

Deep Purple

Parody Song Title:

"Train in the Water"

Parody Written by:

Harpo Weezey

The Lyrics

Enjoy this great parody of a classic rock song. Unfortunately I decided not to include the third verse because I thought, "Nah, that's too stupid." I apologize. Anyways, I hope someday I make another parody with the third verse. Enjoy!
(Instrumental music, then song starts)
I wanted to ride on Amtrak
But I ended up on something else
That was a locomotive
So I took that instead
I rode it to the country
Where my cousins used to live
I cannot wait to go there
Steam engine up ahead
Train in the Water
Engine in the Sky
Train in the Water
(talking) Choo Choo!
I know there's no rock music on locomotives, but, I decided to add rock music! Country stinks! Chugga chugga, we're being a Brotrain! It's gonna be lots of fun fun fun! Crossroads, move over! There's a train coming up! Amtrak will die so I can take over! YAHOO!
(singing) Then I got to the train station
Yes it looked pretty old
I felt like it was the depression
But no it was the present.
When I got there, oh whoa whoa ooh
I met up with families and friends
And then we all left for vacation
So I can stay here and visit
Train in the Water
Engine in the Sky
Train in the Water
(Instrumental, guitar music and organ solo)
(talking) YAHOO! Now I can sleep here, eat here, and have lots of fun! Uberfun, that is! Now, as this song ends, I'd like to tell y'all something. Sometimes it's bad to go on locomotives, but imagining it's the 1930s is lots of fun! Anyway guys, CHOO CHOO! See y'all later!
(song ends)

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Ann O'Nym - October 03, 2012 - Report this comment
This song is so distressful I feel like firing off a signal flare.
Harpo - October 04, 2012 - Report this comment
It is, eh? Sorry about that.
Ann O'Nym - October 05, 2012 - Report this comment
I heard about a group that was trying to set a record for the most guitarists playing "Smoke on the Water" at the same time. They were going to meet at a baseball stadium. I asked if I could attend. I told them "I don't have a guitar, but I do have a flare gun".

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