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Song Parodies -> "Birth Of My Daughter"

Original Song Title:

"Smoke on the Water"

Original Performer:

Deep Purple

Parody Song Title:

"Birth Of My Daughter"

Parody Written by:

Paul Robinson

The Lyrics

[instrumental intro]

My wife was nine months pregnant
She was quite heavy with my child
This great pressure she did then feel
It wouldn't be much time
Real soon she'd be a Mother
I panicked and I ran around
Was so stupid, yeah, was real dumb
really needed to calm down
Wife broke her water
Soon I would have a child
Would be my daughter

[instrumental break]

{I'll be a Dad}

I ran 'round the whole damned house
I nearly became unwound
Lucky that everything did work out
Having kids is tough I found
Out to the car, I drove her
Drove careful; I was in a daze
Because time was running out
Wife screamed, so I picked up the pace
"When will we get there?"
I said, "Another mile...
Hang on till then, Dear"

[longer instrumental break - picture a wild ride to the hospital during the guitar solo part here]

We finally got to the hospital
I was glad that we got there
'Cause if I had been stuck I would have had to try
To help my wife child-bear
Went through some red lights, man, that made me sweat
That stuff can make you dead
I'm so glad that we made it through this
For sure, you know I'll never forget
Birth of my daughter
My first and only child
Got me a daughter

[instrumentals to end Fade]

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Pacing: 4.6
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 4.9

Total Votes: 9

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alvin rhodes - July 17, 2006 - Report this comment
too funny....and i SO relate....we waited too long to get to the hospital when my daughter was born...she was delivered in the HALL of the hospital
Paul Robinson - July 17, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks, alvin ~ ~ ~
Adagio - July 17, 2006 - Report this comment
You sure know all the dramas that go along with having a baby. 5's
Stuart McArthur - July 17, 2006 - Report this comment
great stuff Paul - loved the water/daughter rhymes and the "child-bear" line - 555
Paul Robinson - July 18, 2006 - Report this comment
Pat, for most part the guy's reactions are not hard to imagine. Thanks, Stuart, this was a fun piece to work through and write. I started working on this OS a couple weeks ago, got a piece about 3/4 finsihed....and decided I just didn't like the way I was going to have to make it come out...just to do something with it I mostly repeated earlier parts to complete the last section and then recorded a voice-overlay and listened to it every once in a while for a few of those times I came up with this idea and was able to do most of it in one sitting...and really liked the direction.
Susanna Viljanen - July 18, 2006 - Report this comment
Aww... sweet! 555. I liked the riff "Birth of my daughter - first and only child".
Paul Robinson - July 18, 2006 - Report this comment
Thank you, Susanna ~ ~ ~
Jeff Reuben - July 20, 2006 - Report this comment
I can relate, excellent job =) Loved the riff as well.
Paul Robinson - July 24, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks, Jeff...I knew it would resonate with at least a few guys out there ~ ~ ~
laliaakia - October 29, 2008 - Report this comment
lol funny my husband had 2 deliver my baby in our pool my water broke with out me even knowing he was so scared

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