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Song Parodies -> "Maple Leafs of Toronto"

Original Song Title:

"Woman From Tokyo"

Original Performer:

Deep Purple

Parody Song Title:

"Maple Leafs of Toronto"

Parody Written by:

Anonymous Bob

The Lyrics

For those of you who don't really follow hockey that much, (not that I do) the Toronto Maple Leafs are like the crappiest team in the NHL.The ACC (or Air Canada Centre) is where this extremely crappy team plays. Pat Quinn is their coach. Mats Sundin is one of their players.
Going to the ACC,
Torontonians booing every player,
Pat Quinn is chewing gum,
He knows the fans ain't cheering for them,

Maple Leafs of Toronto,
Really suck,
Maple Leafs of Toronto,
More than anyone can think up.

Sundin's on a breakaway,
That rarely happens, eh?
They got no shot at winning the Cup,
No doubt they're gonna screw up,

Maple Leafs of Toronto,
Really suck.................................

Coming home from the game,
I'm so happy that I throw a par-teh!
Of course I was cheering for the other team,
'Cause wanting them to win would be just plain mean!

Maple Leafs of Toronto,
Really suck................................

So far away from winning the Stanley Cup,
They are what suck in the NHL,
Soon I shall see just how bad is this team,
When I play them in some pond hockey,

Maple Leafs of Toronto,
Maple Leafs of Toronto,
Maple Leafs of Toronto,
(repeat and fade)
Well, that's just how crappy this team is.

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Pacing: 1.7
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Total Votes: 9

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Anonymous Bob - June 18, 2006 - Report this comment
Holy crap! Am I the only one around here who thinks the Toronto Maple Leafs are a piece of crap?!?!?!
Mr. Canada - January 20, 2007 - Report this comment
Go Leafs Go, prick.
Somone - April 23, 2007 - Report this comment
colin - March 11, 2008 - Report this comment
they rock

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