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Song Parodies -> "Patrick Star"

Original Song Title:

"Highway Star"

Original Performer:

Deep Purple

Parody Song Title:

"Patrick Star"

Parody Written by:

Chris Bodily TM

The Lyrics

Patrick Star is the starfish from Spongebob Squarepants. Don't ask me how I came up with this; it's weird.
I live down under a big rock
My best friend is Spongebob Squarepants
Nobody's dumb as Patrick Star
The stupidest in all the town
Oooh it's a Krabby Patty
It's got everything
Like the ketchup, mustard, lettuce also
And everything

I'm funny and stupid
A starfish can be a total imbecile
I walk that line
I am Patrick Star

Nobody gonna take my rock
I'm gonna keep it and live there
Nobody gonna call me dumb
Because I already know
Oooh It's an ice cream machine
Patrick loves ice cream
Like a Jellyfish day with Spongebob
And Mr. Krabs

I'm hungry, need ice cream
I'll eat it
Yeah, it fills me up
I just am not bright
I am Patrick Star

Nobody gonna take my head
Can't you see I lack a brain?!
Spongebob Squarepants is my best friend
Barnacle Boy & Mermaid Man
Oooh Sqidward's cranky again, Sqidward Tenticles
Then there's Sandy Cheeks, a Texan squirrel
And everything

Underwater city
I live there
Called Bikini Bottom
And I don't know why
I am Patrick Star

Nobody gonna take my car
Yeah, 'cause I don't even own one
How can we, in water, drive a car??
And how can we watch some TV?
Don't they use 'lectricity?
It's not logical
Now I sound like Mr. Spock
This is such a mystery

I'm hungry, need ice cream
I'll eat it
Yeah, it fills me up
I just am not bright
I am Patrick Star
I am Patrick Star
I am Patrick Star

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Voting Results

Pacing: 3.8
How Funny: 4.0
Overall Rating: 4.1

Total Votes: 24

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    Pacing How Funny Overall Rating
 1   2
 2   5
 3   2
 4   2
 5   13

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Hilde - February 14, 2005 - Report this comment
Great! I Love Patrick Star soooooo Much! It's Great=)
Unboin goil - July 31, 2005 - Report this comment
Don't write stupid things about my best friend Patrick. He is the best. And he is not stupid.
Anonymous Bob - May 10, 2006 - Report this comment
I watch Spongebob almost every night on YTV at 8pm. The show's hilarious, and your song was just as funny! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Daniel - May 11, 2006 - Report this comment
with the test of book at rousa mi made is daniel adkins hope rousa mi will the ou like Deanna but deanna's dads old rousa mi daniel
DJ Blaze - July 06, 2009 - Report this comment
Vegeta! What does the scouter say about the number of view on this parody? IT'S OVER 1000!!!! Sorry, couldn't help it. Awesome tribute to Patrick. A little off pace, but still great. 455

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