Song Parodies -> "Flush 2"

Original Song Title:

"Hush"

Original Performer:

"Flush 2"

Parody Written by:

The Lyrics

Two ideas, just one song... somehow, I couldn't work out how to mix the two.

I got a bunch of hearts in my hand
In no doubt, I'll bid to a grand
It's the best hand that I've had tonight
Better hope that I'll play it right

Flush, flush
I got five cards, suits all the same now
Flush, flush
Bidding high, 'cause I'll win the game now
Flush, flush
I got five cards, suits all the same now
Flush, flush
If I lose that hand, I won't be to blame now

(Heart, heart)
He got a pair on my left side
(Spade, spade)
He got an Ace on my right side
(Club, club)
Just one guy who can steal it
(Diiiiii-mond)
And he's the one who deal it

Feel like jumping into quicksand
Need to take a look at his hand
Am I getting in too deep
Looking good, the odds are too steep

Flush, flush
I got five cards they're all the same now
Flush, flush
Bidding high, 'cause I'll win the game now
Flush, flush
I got five cards they're all the same now
Oh, flush
If I lose that hand, I won't be to blame now

(Heart, heart)
He laid a pair of aces
(Spade, spade)
Then a pair of deuces
(Club, club)
Coming to the face-down
(Diiiiii-mond)
He laid another ace down

Flush

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Johnny D - November 27, 2004 - Report this comment

You're the real dealbo, Phealbo. ;-)

Kristof Robertson - November 27, 2004 - Report this comment

I enjoyed Flush 1 more...does that say something about me? :-)

Paul Robinson - November 27, 2004 - Report this comment

Phil, agree with Kristof that "Flush 1" was funnier...BUT...since my Dad just won $600 today playing cards at the Casino I have to say I look rather kindly upon this one, too...of course his chauffeur (me) got suitably tipped, as well...5's...

Phil Alexander - November 29, 2004 - Report this comment

I think "Flush 1" had the advantage of a naturally more amusing concept (especially once I'd thought up the "Haven't heard you pulling that chain, now" change to "Thought I heard her calling my name now", I was quite pleased with that :-) ), and originally I was trying to fit three flushes in one song (in that you turn red when you flush, IYSWIM), but it didn't hang together properly.

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