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Song Parodies -> "Flush 1"
Original Song Title:
"Hush"
Original Performer:
Deep Purple
Parody Song Title:
"Flush 1"
Parody Written by:
Phil Alexander
The Lyrics
Two ideas, just one song... somehow, I couldn't work out how to mix the two.
I hear a noise that comes from the loo
No doubt about it, what you will do
Then catch a whiff, near knock me out
Please don't say that you've left without, going
Flush! Flush!
Haven't heard you pulling that chain now
Flush! Flush!
That smell come out get into my brain now
Flush! Flush!
Haven't heard you pulling that chain now
Flush! Flush!
Send excreta right down the drain now
(sniff, sniff)
Hear you straining in the morning
(whiff, whiff)
Moaning and a-heaving
(ugh! ugh!)
Know that you need it
(Aaaaahhhhh)
No, you didn't gotta leave it
Just one flush, effluvia goes
Doesn't keep assaulting my nose
Leave it and it starts to repeat
So I can't sleep and I can't eat
Flush! Flush!
Haven't heard you pulling that chain now
Flush! Flush!
That smell come out get into my brain now
Flush! Flush!
Haven't heard you pulling that chain now
Oh, Flush!
Send excreta right down the drain now
(sniff, sniff)
Hear you straining in the morning
(whiff, whiff)
Moaning and a-heaving
(ugh! ugh!)
Know that you need it
(Aaaaahhhhh)
No, you didn't gotta leave it
Flush
No doubt about it, what you will do
Then catch a whiff, near knock me out
Please don't say that you've left without, going
Flush! Flush!
Haven't heard you pulling that chain now
Flush! Flush!
That smell come out get into my brain now
Flush! Flush!
Haven't heard you pulling that chain now
Flush! Flush!
Send excreta right down the drain now
(sniff, sniff)
Hear you straining in the morning
(whiff, whiff)
Moaning and a-heaving
(ugh! ugh!)
Know that you need it
(Aaaaahhhhh)
No, you didn't gotta leave it
Just one flush, effluvia goes
Doesn't keep assaulting my nose
Leave it and it starts to repeat
So I can't sleep and I can't eat
Flush! Flush!
Haven't heard you pulling that chain now
Flush! Flush!
That smell come out get into my brain now
Flush! Flush!
Haven't heard you pulling that chain now
Oh, Flush!
Send excreta right down the drain now
(sniff, sniff)
Hear you straining in the morning
(whiff, whiff)
Moaning and a-heaving
(ugh! ugh!)
Know that you need it
(Aaaaahhhhh)
No, you didn't gotta leave it
Flush
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Hush, hush,
I hear aoid a-pullin' out her hair now!
Hush! Hush!
I hear aoid a-pullin' out her hair now!
Hush! Hush!
exc(reta)ellent!! 555
Phil, flushing you some 5's in between laughs...
Toilet training days are over, huh? :-)
Yes, Peter, they were driving me potty ;-)
Bravo, Mr. Alexander, bravo! Bravo!! This is a colourful and aromatic parody! I can practically smell the odour of fresh healthy feces when I read it, so I award this parody the Perfect Poopie Longstocking Vote of 5, 5, and 5 !
PP Longsticking, you are sick. You need to have your head examined.
Btw..I'm sure Mr. Aoid will later criticize this like he usually does.
Btw..I'm sure Mr. Aoid will later criticize this like he usually does.
PP Long-whatever-you-are, don't listen to ITT, they are being rude to you. And, also, they are insulting Aoid by referring to her as "Mr." when in fact she is a very intelligent and thoughtful woman who offers many parody writers helpful and constructive criticism.
AOid is MALE, you ignorant piece of rancid codfish. Don't make us go through this song and dance number again. Stop this whole shibang with Aoid's gender and just shut the hell up about it.
Hey, I resemble that remark, FYI. You seem to get very upset when people make simple mistakes about an alleged penis you seem to love very, very much.
You mean the dip Van **** Show?
FYI, FYI was referring to the "D!ck Van Dyke" show. Every time someone mentions it on the messageboard, it gets censored. "Dick" is always replaced by "dip", so the vice president is "Dip Cheney", and "DYke" is always replaced by four astericks, so "Dick Van Dyke" always comes out as "dip Van ****".
For crying out loud, Aoid is MALE. So is Noid, the advertising mascot from Domino's Pizza. As FYI said, shut the hell up about it, or your comments will be reported as inappropriate and Chucky Gee will ban your I.P's for eternity.
HOW IN THE HELL DO YOU KNOW WHAT GENDER _OID IS? Do you have PROOF/EVIDENCE?! How Dare You make an assumption
Do you have proof or evidence of what the entity's gender is? Until you do, you have no authority to make that statement!
Perhaps I should have quoted that last phrase ("you have no authority to make that statement"), since it was uttered by Tommie Lasorda on the radio in an interview with Doug Krekorian on Sept. 21, 1993.
Perhaps I should have quoted that last phrase ("you have no authority to make that statement"), since it was uttered by Tommie Lasorda on the radio in an interview with Doug Krekorian on Sept. 21, 1993.
ENOUGH obsessing about this whole gender thing already. Any such comment will be reported as inappropriate.
Shut up already.
Hey "Caesar Box", whoever you are, if you read this, don't take Dip Shit's crap laying down...unless you like that kind of thing.
"Dip Van" followed by four astericks is the name "Dick Van Dyke" after it's been censored on the messageboard. For some reason, it seems to think that his first name and the second word of his last name are naughty words.
Gee, doesn't seem to have affected me.
Maybe that's because you didn't type it on the messageboard.
I...........I...........I dunno wut2 say. It was ...................."HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
I disagree.
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