Making fun of music, one song at a time. Since the year 2000.
Check out the two amIright misheard lyrics books including one book devoted to misheard lyrics of the 1980s.
(Toggle Right Side Navigation)

Song Parodies -> "Cull the Girls"

Original Song Title:

"Kill the Poor"

Original Performer:

Dead Kennedys

Parody Song Title:

"Cull the Girls"

Parody Written by:

Susanna Viljanen

The Lyrics

Sweden has authorized gender-based abortions. I am no Feminist, but news like that get me really mad.
Eugenics and hygiene is ours once more
Now that we have the Ultrasound -
It's nice and quick and clean and gets things done!
Abort the excess baby girls
No more dowries 'way to hurl
No need for honour killings a-ny more -

The Patriarchy is on its way
Sexism justified - okay!
Forget the concept of the women's rights!
The Multi-Culture's won the day
No legal 'ttention need to pay
All systems go to cull the girls tonight!

Cull cull cull cull cull the girls
cull cull cull cull cull the girls
cull cull cull cull cull the girls

Behold the thirties' shade again
All bets are off, let the Fascists reign
O' life's cut short with you, Miss Unborn Child
The Leftists media on screen today
Convincing the liberals it's okay
Who'll be next target - let us make guess wild -

While they:
Cull cull cull cull cull the girls
cull cull cull cull cull the girls
cull cull cull cull cull the girls

Your Vote & Comment Counts

The parody authors spend a lot of time writing parodies for the website and they appreciate feedback in the form of votes and comments. Please take some time to leave a comment below about this parody.

Place Your Vote

Matches Pace of
Original Song: 
How Funny: 
Overall Score: 

In order for your vote to count, you need to hit the 'Place Your Vote' button.

Voting Results

Pacing: 4.0
How Funny: 3.4
Overall Rating: 4.2

Total Votes: 5

Voting Breakdown

The following represent how many people voted for each category.

    Pacing How Funny Overall Rating
 1   1
 2   0
 3   0
 4   1
 5   3

User Comments

Comments are subject to review, and can be removed by the administration of the site at any time and for any reason.

TT - May 14, 2009 - Report this comment
China's been doing that unofficially for years, since they're way overpopulated already. I'd sure hate to be a guy growing up 20 years from now, when the boy-girl ratio is 20:1 or 50:1 or whatever.

btw, isn't the OS band name as sick as the concept you're complaining about?
rob - May 14, 2009 - Report this comment
playing God with innocent babies. china wants mostly males for a great military and work force. later in our old age, in a time of need, there might not be any use in praying to God if we favor abortion and what this parody speaks of. God might not care about our health problems. wonder who china would support for president for America. the taliban liked john kerry... let's see, no freedom, everyone is equally broke, hmmmm.... great parody
Susanna Viljanen - May 15, 2009 - Report this comment
TT, I agree - dead Kennedys is about as sick as a band name as it can get. And who is going to give birth to the next generation anyway? I am about to become an aunt for the fourth time soon, and I absolutely love babies. Aborting girl fetuses is killing the mothers of the next generation in the womb.
Phil Alexander - May 15, 2009 - Report this comment
Super parody, Susanna - about as unfunny as things get, but a very well-written polemic.

The author of the parody has authorized comments, and wants YOUR feedback.

Link To This Page

The address of this page is: For help, see the examples of how to link to this page.

This is view # 1220