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Song Parodies -> "Holiday in Talibania"

Original Song Title:

"Holiday in Cambodia"

Original Performer:

Dead Kennedys

Parody Song Title:

"Holiday in Talibania"

Parody Written by:

Susanna Viljanen

The Lyrics

DK used to do some dead serious stuff - literally. This song is to remind of the reality of all Fundamentalist religions and ideologies.
So you've done lib arts with Humanist farts
and you think you know it all
you're such small girl in a such small world -
Middle East your kin will crawl

Whine same old song how the West is wrong
how evil we just are
Now cry out the fad how the Yanks are bad
how our culture's below par

It's time to see what you most fear
That is stuff which will make you scare
Brace yourself, my dear...

It's a holiday in Talibania
It's matter of death and life
It's a holiday in Talibania
Too bad if you're the wife!

You're a Feminist sneech, you suck like a leach
You want everyone think like you
So whine you bitch, remember just which
country you live in too

You'll do what they tell, with a good kick and knell
they lock you up for the day
Slave for soldiers till you starve
they will hang you if you complain

Now you can go where people obey
Now you can go where Allah's great
What you need, my maid..­.

It's a holiday in Talibania
Where your veil will be black
A holiday in Talibania
Where you'll wear burkha or crack

Al-lah, akh-bar, al-lah, akh-bar..­.

And it's a holiday in Talibania
Where women like cattle they treat
A holiday in Talibania
where you're shot if you enter street

It's a holiday in Talibania
where you are but a slave
it's a holiday in Talibania
you'll end up soon in grave!

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Pacing: 3.7
How Funny: 3.5
Overall Rating: 3.7

Total Votes: 6

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Mark - September 28, 2007 - Report this comment
Fundamentalists, leave me alone and go kill each other in heaven. We don't need your right-wing Christian crusades or Islamic jihads.
Susanna Viljanen - September 30, 2007 - Report this comment
Mark, naivete or ideology is no excuse for not doing something for those crusades or jihads. The Talibanis are dead serious - literally - on what they are doing. I am a woman and I have good reasons to frown Islam - it is not about right-wing ranting.

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