I've been wondering if there's still people
Visiting the Dells
Who still take time to take those boat tours
That made them known,
Let alone those Wisconsin Ducks,
With their corny commentary;
'Cause after all,
I'm rather fond of Wisconsin Dells....

CHORUS:
For you know that I love Wisconsin Dells,
Love it more than Walt Disney World,
And all the theme parks of Orlando way;
They seem quite hackneyed to me--
And I love Wisconsin Dells over Branson,
Whose jingoism can, sometimes, go too far;
You know that I'm fond, so fond of you,
Wisconsin Dells!!

What Magic Mountain and Cedar Point are
To rollercoaster types,
Wisconsin Dells is becoming Mecca
For the waterslide crowd,
Not to mention those who love the wavepools,
Which certainly ought to be enjoyed;
When all is said and done,
Wisconsin Dells is one real splashin' place....

(repeat CHORUS, followed by guitar-riff insturmental and CHORUS)