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Song Parodies -> "Vampire"

Original Song Title:

"Witch Doctor"

Original Performer:

David Seville

Parody Song Title:

"Vampire"

Parody Written by:

victoria

The Lyrics

I loved a vampire I thought he loved me too
I loved a vampire I thought he loved me too
Love bite and lapping ups the only thing he'd do
And he'd say

Ooo eee ooo la la zing tang yumma yumma big bang
Ooo eee ooo la la zing tang yumma yumma big bang


Ooo eee ooo la la zing tang yumma yumma big bang
Ooo eee ooo la la zing tang yumma yumma big bang

I asked the vampire if he did love me true
I asked the vampire if he did love me nice
And then the vampire bit me and made a slice
And then said

Ooo eee ooo la la zing tang yumma yumma big bang
Ooo eee ooo la la zing tang yumma yumma big bang

Ooo eee ooo la la zing tang yumma yumma big bang
Ooo eee ooo la la zing tang yumma yumma big bang

Now, he's been lapping blood from me
So long it's her desire
Now I'll admit I wasn't very smart
So I set out and found myself
A guy I could inquire
And he said drive a steak right through his heart

My friend the vamp hunter he taught me of the way
My friend the vamp hunter he taught me what to do
I know that I'll be fine once I do this to you
Whoa, baby

Too tee loo ta ta swing bang hamma hamma swing bang
Too tee loo ta ta swing bang hamma hamma swing bang

Too tee loo ta ta swing bang hamma hamma swing bang
Too tee loo ta ta swing bang hamma hamma swing bang

Now, he's been lapping blood from me
So long it's his desire
Now I'll admit I wasn't very smart
So I set out and found myself
A guy I could inquire
And he said drive a steak right through his heart

My friend the vamp hunter he taught me of the way
My friend the vamp hunter he taught me what to do
I know that I'll be fine once I do this to you
Whoa, baby

Too tee loo ta ta swing bang hamma hamma swing bang
Too tee loo ta ta swing bang hamma hamma swing bang

Too tee loo ta ta swing bang hamma hamma swing bang
Too tee loo ta ta swing bang hamma hamma swing bang
* Blood gushes out everywhere* I think you should hit her again

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victoria - October 24, 2022 - Report this comment
I was confused if it was a guy or girl vampire. The the vamp hunter said it was a girl
annie gardner - October 24, 2022 - Report this comment
cool! I'll have to see if I can come up with a Halloween parody before it is too late
pickle - November 03, 2022 - Report this comment
Was this inspired by What We Do In The Shadows - the film or the series? I'm imagining Nadja as the vampire in question.

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