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Song Parodies -> "Nixon"

Original Song Title:

"Rock On"

Original Performer:

David Essex

Parody Song Title:


Parody Written by:

Alvin Rhodes

The Lyrics

hey dick...lost control
played your role
hey dick...booted, too
kicked ya

flipped out
watergate blues
jumped up and down
and what words, you used
hey dick...tortured soul

and where do you go from here ?
far from your chosen sphere

still shook because of
bad scenes...burglar teams
stupidest bunch i've ever seen
start to shake when you're caught between
you and dean
john dean

and where do you go from here ?
straight out upon your rear

still shook because of
tape screens...gaps between
expletives nixed if too obscene
start to shake as the press turns mean
you and dean
you and dean

hey you fold

hey dick...dug a hole

hey dick...time to scold

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Pacing: 5.0
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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 8

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Steve K. - June 16, 2006 - Report this comment
Do you see the ads? There's one for "David Essex - His Greatest Hits". Too bad TOS was his only one. By the way, 3 gaps of 5 minutes each, of erased tape for you.
AFW - June 16, 2006 - Report this comment
Now let me say this about that....Fine Nixon fixin', here...I like your telegraph style delivery, no words wasted..555 for unique theme and great phrasing..
Michael Pacholek - June 16, 2006 - Report this comment
I welcome this sort of parody, because people have gotta know whether or not their parody is a crock! Well, this is not a crock! You've earned every five you've got! And, thanks to guys like you (and me:, we'll have Nixon to kick around forevermore!
alvin rhodes - June 16, 2006 - Report this comment
thanks steve AFW and michael
John Barry - June 16, 2006 - Report this comment
He was a tortured crook, but under the current administrative circumstances, he's looking better and better in retrospect. 555
Rick C - June 16, 2006 - Report this comment
Great idea, all true, fun to sing with, well worth the trip. 555
alvin rhodes - June 19, 2006 - Report this comment
thanks john and rick...yeah, saw a bumper sticker yesterday that read "never thought i'd miss nixon"
PMS - June 20, 2006 - Report this comment
Hard OS to parody. You did it very well.

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