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Song Parodies -> "I Just Quit Smoking"

Original Song Title:

"I Hear You Knocking"

Original Performer:

Dave Edmunds

Parody Song Title:

"I Just Quit Smoking"

Parody Written by:

Porfle Popnecker

The Lyrics

I smoked my final pack not too long ago
Now I'm craving forty more

I just quit smoking
Now the fun begins
I just quit smoking
Wonder if I'll win

I'm baking all my dough into cakes and pies
French inhaling my curly fries

I just quit smoking
Bade farewell to friends
I just quit smoking
Now I've got the bends

I took a short nap for some mental ease
And smoked half a carton in my dreams

I just quit smoking
But it ain't a breeze
I just quit smoking
Even miss the wheeze

The money I save, now smoking's through
Allows me to get drunk anew

I just quit smoking
No more fire and ash
I just quit smoking
Now I just get smashed

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Pacing: 4.9
How Funny: 4.7
Overall Rating: 4.8

Total Votes: 9

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AFW - August 20, 2012 - Report this comment
Is this auto-biographical...or just a chosen theme? I kicked that habit, myself, many moons ago..
Meriadoc - August 20, 2012 - Report this comment
Good luck to you POP! This parody smokes!
Rob Arndt - August 20, 2012 - Report this comment
Here's a patch for you- 555!!!
Porfle Popnecker - August 20, 2012 - Report this comment
Thanks all! Today is my one-week anniversary.
Callmelennie - August 20, 2012 - Report this comment
Don't even wonder IF you'll win. Don't even use that language. You WILL win. If you're the age I think you are, you MUST win. No ifs, ands, or butts about it
Dave W. - August 20, 2012 - Report this comment
! Good for you !
Porfle Popnecker - August 21, 2012 - Report this comment
Thanks for the positive thoughts!
Peregrin - August 21, 2012 - Report this comment
This parody is smokin'! Stick with it Porfle-P.

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